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I'll have it in the mail for you tomorrow.

 

Don't get too excited though... I'm pretty sure they're just snickers inside.

 

ooh, I'm excited!!!!

curse you! stop teasing us pumpkin lovers!

UPDATE: found this...

 

you know what we really, really need?

TSD store exclusive Pumpkin Pie shave line!

Pumpkin Pie Shave Soap or Cream
Pumpkin Pie scented witch hazel
Pumpkin Pie AS splash, milk, or balm
Pumpkin Pie scented cologne

 

The official Distraction Pumpkin Carving Team has been selected!

Pictured below is the team captain, click on her image to see the rest of the team.



click here for even more halloween fun, be warned though, one or two are NSFW.

 

Mmmm, nice gourds!

 

I think you have a job to do in music tag, friend.

 

Am I alone in thinking Mark Hamill would make a great Joker in a Dark Knight Sequel?

 

The WARNING! People, The WARNING!!!!! Please Post The WARNING!!!!

 

just so everyone knows, THIS is The WARNING!!!

 

That's it, make the guy with heart problems laugh so hard it nearly stops!

That's great! Now, what to use as an avatar? Hmmm...

It might be time to crack out the spoliater avatar again...

 

Well, I'll be...

 

:happy102

this would be prime opportunity to change your location to something like "behind you", or "above you", or "behind the bushes", or "where you can't see me", etc....

 

so Lass, we have an accord?

 

don't worry, I didn't give him all the pictures......

 

What a disappointment. We should form the Pumpkin Lovers Alliance or something, Jim.

Mmmmmm. Yes, please.

 

So there I was, wanting nothing more than to just be at home, seldom getting out of second gear, crawling along in gridlock at an average speed of about a blistering 8 MPH (5-10 feet at a time). The 20 mile drive home took me well over an hour and 15 minutes. I was pissed to say the least. Speaking of piss, I had to do that really bad too. Then to top it all off the "Hey Jack Ass! You're About to Run Out of Gas" Light comes on.

In a word I was just irritated at the entire world. Then came one of those moments in life when the Almighty reaches down and shows you that he likes a good joke as much as the next guy. I'm listening to Dennis Miller on the radio and he refers to the leader of Iran as "AquaVelvaJahd" despite my litanny of other discomforts and irritants, I laughed about that all the way home.

 

Ain't. That. The Truth. :happy097
great story, thanks for sharing!

That's exactly why I'm trying to not be too angry about my plumbing being afoul, and the plumber not making it today...