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Yeah! We need unstinking badgers!

 

Yum! Salted or unsalted?

Yep, time to unzip, Jim... :scared001

That's a whole lotta love right there! I think the correct answer is:

Eat them (in bed). :scared003

 

Commas; the great protectors of humanity (and sanity).

 

I'm that way with australian style licorice.

 

in bed

 

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BTW, anybody stroll the Walmart shaving aisle lately?

I noticed some new shea butter shave tubs and stuff...

Looked like an attempt at premium shaving products. Maybe they're starting to notice that they can't keep wetshaving products on the shelf for a reason.

of course, no price, and when you scan it, it says "See an associate for help"

 

Oh. Those look good. You should get one of those pillows! They look fun.

...in bed.

 

In-freaking-credible.

 

Well not much to report. Had a thought but it was fleeting.

 

If I had any idea what this was about, I would agree.

 

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put it next to the puddin'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGOjQs8JUpc

all right! a new excuse to visit the walmart shaving aisle!

eesh.

 

Great Success!!!!
By lunch time I was hungry but couldn't decide what would be good to eat so I decided not to. I took a ride instead. The first part of my quest was in search of a barber hone. No joy at a couple beauty supply places. One Korean lady suggested I go to a hardware store. I even stopped by what appeared to be an old barber shop and asked where I might find a barber hone. The lady said, "Most people these days use disposables so you'll probably only find something like that at the flea market." I walked out of the barber shop convinced that I'd have to order one on line. Just when I began to feel a little discouraged, I was climbing in the truck and there it was a hole in the wall, Mom and Pop Mexican Grocery Store. Now, try as I might, I've failed miserably over the past year or so to find a local source for Florida Water (yeah, I'm actually in FLORIDA!) So I said to myself, "I bet that place has Florida Water."

At first glance it appeared they had every thing under the sun EXCEPT Florida Water. Pieces of cactus (in the produce aisle), quarters of goat meat, beans and peppers of every type made (and a few I didn't know were made) and several cans of stuff I'd never even heard of. When I got to the glass case at the checkout counter and saw at least 10 different types of pomade, I thought for sure I was getting warm. After all, what self respecting pomade wearing old Mexican man would possibly be without Florida Water? Then I looked up and by the beard of Zeus! There it was, 2 bottles of mana from heaven. I literally let out a jubilant, maniacal laugh. I told the old lady behind the counter that if I wasn't married I'd hop over the counter and kiss her on the lips. Her English seemed very limited, she just looked at me as if she didn't know whether she should join my celebration or call the police. I snatched two bottles of Florida Water off the shelf, placed them on the counter and in my best Port Tampa Spanish, politely enquired "Senora, cuando tienes mas agua de Florida?" She smiled understandingly and replied "En dos semanas seguro" without much thought I said, "Cool, you'll have more in two weeks, roger that! I'll be back for sure!" She smiled and said, "This one is good, no?" I reply, "Si, es el mejor!" (yes, it's the best!).

Now, clearly I was on a roll. I decided to take the Korean lady's advice and swung into a local Ace Hardware a purchased and 6" combination sharpening stone, one side course, and the other very fine. Probably not the choice of hones amongst seasoned str8 shavers but hey, I figured it's made for sharpening metal stuff and my Boker Red Injun was indeed that. Besides if it didn't work, I only paid $8 for the lesson. Well, when I got home from work. I did some quick homework and pulled out my Boker Red Injun 102, I taped the spine with electrical tape and away I went. Progress was not great at first but gradually my technique smoothed out. By the Almighty, it worked like a champ. I can't recall being this tickled since the first time I...uh...had relations! After lots of time on both sides of the stone and then some stropping. This thing is ridiculously sharp. A one pass shave of my arm (with no pressure whatsoever) didn't even leave stubble. In short my friends, I'm what they call, "Cocked, Locked and Ready to Rock." Tomorrow's shave will be the absolute epidemy of kickin' it old school. A Boker Red Injun 102, Arko Shavestick and of course Murray and Lanman's Florida Water. Every Day a Holiday and Every Meal a Feast!

 

...in bed? :happy097

sorry, couldn't resist, but...CONGRATS!!!

spectacular days like this don't come around often, enjoy the crap out of it!

 

"Cheese balls for everyone. Share them around. They're fun and they're tasty. They're fasty! Yeah."​

 

Warning! Double Entendres ahead

I'm concerned about the health of this thread.

Maybe we can draw some more activity in here by posting some pictures of boobies:


Or maybe a picture of a "nice rack"


some huge melons:


some lovely hooters:


If none of that gets them in here, maybe this picture of a stripper will:


Oh, and a little something for the ladies:
A hunk, a stud getting hammered, and a guy with an enormous ... well, you know: