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Got to read bedtime stories to my (almost) 3-year-old godson tonight. Life is good.

 

Now, now Rich, where is YOUR sense of adventure! Mind you that we are not speaking about my sense of adventure!

 

My sense of adventure is right here with me ... under the chair.

 

What's the matter Colonel Sanders................... chicken?

 

[high-pitched voice] Prepare ship... [normal voice] Prepare ship, for ludicrous speed....

 

Thought for the day:


"It's science. It's meant to confuse stupid people." -STM-

 

Uh, no. Penguin. Duh.

 

They've gone straight to plaid and overshot us by about a week.

 

Unless it's quantum mechanics, then it's just meant to confuse everyone.

 

I remember reading Richard Feynman's book, QED, thinking.... "I get it, I get it, I get it.. ..... ..awhhhh.. .... ... I don't get it."

 

But even then, PI is still exactly 3.1

 

unless you are in Indiana where they tried to legally make Pi 3.2

 

So it is Pi you want, it is Pie you get!

 

Except in Indiana.

 

In that state you get this guy singing...



and some of this.

 

As long as they don't get caught in the paisley fractal, they'll be okay.

 

Well, it's not surprising. They have trouble keeping track of something as simple as time in Indiana.

 

naaah.... All of the state does daylight time now.

Not saying Indiana doesn't have issues..... but we have these thingies now on our cell phones that tell us what time it is

 

in unrelated news....

"I'm Darthman!"