How's your day? August 2015

San Jose would be much better.

 

Do you know the way to San Jose?

 

I understand. They keep trying to get major sporting events in Houston (like the Superbowl). I wish they would stop. It's a boon for the hotels and restaurants, but a disconvenience for everyone else.

 

Practice, practice, practice. Or wait, was that Carnegie Hall?

Okay, this was funnier in my dream, but I still feel a need to share it:

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The minions and I were trying to decide what to get you for your birthday, and we finally decided on this:

The minions will line up against the wall, and let you shoot them with a paintball gun.

It's a perfect solution!

You get to abuse the minions--which you love doing.

The minions get to stand around awkardly and be bossed around--which they love doing.

And I get to watch...

 

Um,

Micah?

Tell me...

Can you really shoof such loveable creatures as these?


Even with a paintball gun?










I know they would!

 

Hmm... seems to me that you need to stop eating those meatball grinders right before bed.