How's Your Day - July 2014

Yeah... uh... about that ....

 

That's what they all say.

 

I like my bacon straight.

 

The meatloaf was a special treat, maybe he'll share some of his regular diet.
http://archive.firstcoastnews.com/news/strange/article/331634/82/How-much-do-penguins-eat-

 

......

 

Well, that explains the anchovy breath.

 

What was the question?

 

The question is life. The answer is always.... 42.

 

Ah, the family photo I see. Rich you were always trying to be the center of attention!

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Yeah.... but I didn't get all dressed up to just sit in the corner ya know.

 

3 hours of sleep, you tell me.

 

I'm starting to think my pharmacy sold me counterfeit meds.

 

My daughter came home last night after a 5 week visit with her grandmother. My I.Q. instantly dropped 40 points according to her. All is right in the world. I am a happy camper.

 

Check out "Hitch Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy".

 

..... my lathering bowl broke.... I wasn't even shaving, just practicing good oral hygiene. I'm over today.

 

Go play with the kid. You'll feel better.

 

Leif is the reason his daddy is sleep deprived. 3 hours of sleep. Courtesy of hunger and tooth cutting. Oh.... and he likes playing at 2am. Jumping, squealing, watching TV. It sure hasn't been sleep

 

Seems only fair then, that you should get nap time today and he gets kept up.

 

You may be a genius, but I will neither confirm or deny.