Is your razor too dumb? Well new razor "Phi Razor" to the rescue ;)

Discussion in 'Safety Razors' started by Darkbulb, Feb 11, 2016.

  1. Tallships

    Tallships Well-Known Member

    Is it water friendly or do i have to buy synthetic water? Oh and will my Fatboy's feelings be hurt? :)
     
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  2. barbersurgeon

    barbersurgeon Well-Known Member

    Somewhere John Travolta is spinning on a dance floor.

    If they could only make the brush from fiber optic bundles too!
     
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  3. Dzia Dzia

    Dzia Dzia Entitled to whine

    This is fantastic. We will be able to post videos of our SOTD's while texting to our kids what a great shave we are getting and calling our boss to tell him we will be late because we are having the shave of the millennium. Maybe it can keep track of our blade usage and shave closeness with a spreadsheet. and it could never get lost with a GPS tracking system.

    C'm0n man!, it's just a shave for crying out loud. What will this one set you back? 5 bills? Move over Carts!!!

    ...To be continued...
    wine-3.GIF
    Don
     
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  4. Scratch

    Scratch Well-Known Member

    Soon we'll have Strava-esque shave telemetry data.

    Overlaid onto a picture of our face, we'll see the precise "path" our razor took during a shave, along with angle and pressure data, and we'll be able to upload our shave data and compare it with other users.

    If that happens, somebody please shoot me. :D
     
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  5. 211bma

    211bma Active Member

    I'm going to laugh so hard when they announce what this thing does and half of you guys want one!
     
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  6. Scratch

    Scratch Well-Known Member

    "Shave-mile leader-boards? - TAKE MY MONEYZ!!!"

    :duel:
     
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  7. Redfisher

    Redfisher Doesn't celebrate National Donut Day

    Wow! I'm certainly not interested in this!
     
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  8. ob1page

    ob1page Frozen in Phoenix

    Just think, it could vibrate to the beat of the song it is playing. That way each shave could be an adventure!
    Well I'm off to shave with my boring old disposable, you would think for the price it would light up too.
     
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  9. Darkbulb

    Darkbulb Cookie Hoarder

    See this guy gets it! :)
     
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  10. ob1page

    ob1page Frozen in Phoenix

    I only wish I got it years ago
     
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  11. RyX

    RyX DoH!

    @Darkbulb With some editing, you might send this thread to the makers. I'm curious what their reaction would be. Either we'll all be beta testers, or get banned from their site when they start shipping.
     
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  12. Robyflexx

    Robyflexx Broke the Like button

    :happy097:
     
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  13. Darkbulb

    Darkbulb Cookie Hoarder

    Lol yeah I could see it going either way :)
     
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  14. Darkbulb

    Darkbulb Cookie Hoarder

    More was revealed today.....

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  15. John Ruschmeyer

    John Ruschmeyer Well-Known Member

    "Intelligent Module Core"... "Active Shaving Assist Illuminator"... "Motion activated control and programming"...

    Can't wait to see what's behind the buzzwords. :)
     
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  16. RyX

    RyX DoH!

    So you get a base unit, then accessorize?
     
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  17. Scratch

    Scratch Well-Known Member

    If it doesn't play a slightly out-of-tune Jingle Bells in the style of a pound-store doorbell then I'll be disappointed.
     
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  18. Robyflexx

    Robyflexx Broke the Like button

    Brilliant! :happy097:
     
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  19. '65 G-Slim

    '65 G-Slim Well-Known Member

    Will it shave via Bluetooth?
     
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  20. Darkbulb

    Darkbulb Cookie Hoarder

    I'm really curious what the price point will be...and if they will be funded :)
     
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