Let's Write Some Limericks

There once was an old man called Sven
Who had trouble counting to ten

 

There once was an old man called Sven
Who had trouble counting to ten.
He could make it to six,

 

There once was an old man called Sven
Who had trouble counting to ten.
He could make it to six,
but after that, nix nix

 

There once was an old man named Sven
Who had trouble counting to ten
He could make it to six
But after that, nix nix
Whatever did he LEARN at UPenn???

 

Giving Tuesday is almost over

 

Giving Tuesday's almost over
From Boston to the Strait of Dover.

 

Giving Tuesday's almost over
From Boston to the Strait of Dover.
Though gifts can be found

 

Giving Tuesday's almost over
From Boston to the Strait of Dover
Though gifts can be found
Problems may abound

 

Giving Tuesday's almost over
From Boston to the Strait of Dover
Though gifts can be found
Problems may abound
Unless you’re a Muppet named Grover

 

A robot is cleaning my floor

 

A robot is cleaning my floor
it sweeps, mops, vacuums, and more!

 

A robot is cleaning my floor
it sweeps, mops, vacuums, and more!
But, Oh! the poor cat

 

A robot is cleaning my floor
It sweeps, mops, vacuums and more
But, Oh! The poor cat
Up the stairs she did scat.

 

A robot is cleaning my floor
It sweeps, mops, vacuums and more
But, Oh! The poor cat
Up the stairs she did scat.
better to run and live on once more.

Jim started his day with a hot cup of joe

 

It made him feel alert, head to toe

 

Jim started his day with a hot cuppa joe.
It made him feel alert, head to toe.
No lattes for him

 

Jim started his day with a hot cuppa joe.
It made him feel alert, head to toe.
No lattes for him
Or frappes with skim

 

Jim started his day with a hot cuppa joe.
It made him feel alert, head to toe.
No lattes for him
Or frappes with skim
It was just a plain coffee to go.

 

Kick off a new limerick, @Sara-s!

 

There once was a Minion named Steve