Let's Write Some Limericks

Discussion in 'The Chatterbox' started by wristwatchb, Nov 23, 2017.

  1. FatherofSquirrel

    FatherofSquirrel A right jolly old elf

    There once was an old man called Sven
    Who had trouble counting to ten
     
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  2. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    There once was an old man called Sven
    Who had trouble counting to ten.
    He could make it to six,
     
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  3. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    There once was an old man called Sven
    Who had trouble counting to ten.
    He could make it to six,
    but after that, nix nix
     
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  4. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    There once was an old man named Sven
    Who had trouble counting to ten
    He could make it to six
    But after that, nix nix
    Whatever did he LEARN at UPenn???
     
  5. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    Giving Tuesday is almost over
     
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  6. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    Giving Tuesday's almost over
    From Boston to the Strait of Dover.
     
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  7. BaylorGator

    BaylorGator MISTER Fancypants

    Giving Tuesday's almost over
    From Boston to the Strait of Dover.
    Though gifts can be found
     
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  8. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    Giving Tuesday's almost over
    From Boston to the Strait of Dover
    Though gifts can be found
    Problems may abound
     
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  9. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Giving Tuesday's almost over
    From Boston to the Strait of Dover
    Though gifts can be found
    Problems may abound
    Unless you’re a Muppet named Grover
     
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  10. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    A robot is cleaning my floor
     
  11. Linuxguile

    Linuxguile dating an unusual aristocrat

    A robot is cleaning my floor
    it sweeps, mops, vacuums, and more!
     
  12. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    A robot is cleaning my floor
    it sweeps, mops, vacuums, and more!
    But, Oh! the poor cat
     
  13. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    A robot is cleaning my floor
    It sweeps, mops, vacuums and more
    But, Oh! The poor cat
    Up the stairs she did scat.
     
  14. Linuxguile

    Linuxguile dating an unusual aristocrat

    A robot is cleaning my floor
    It sweeps, mops, vacuums and more
    But, Oh! The poor cat
    Up the stairs she did scat.
    better to run and live on once more.

    Jim started his day with a hot cup of joe
     
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  15. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    It made him feel alert, head to toe
     
  16. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    Jim started his day with a hot cuppa joe.
    It made him feel alert, head to toe.
    No lattes for him
     
  17. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    Jim started his day with a hot cuppa joe.
    It made him feel alert, head to toe.
    No lattes for him
    Or frappes with skim
     
  18. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Jim started his day with a hot cuppa joe.
    It made him feel alert, head to toe.
    No lattes for him
    Or frappes with skim
    It was just a plain coffee to go.
     
  19. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    Kick off a new limerick, @Sara-s! :D
     
  20. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    There once was a Minion named Steve
     
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