Let's Write Some Limericks

There once was a Minion named Steve
Who always had a trick up his sleeve

 

There once was a Minion named Steve
Who always had a trick up his sleeve
But his sleeves were so short

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There once was a Minion named Steve
Who always had a trick up his sleeve
But his sleeves were so short
When they took him to court

 

There once was a Minion named Steve
Who always had a trick up his sleeve.
But his sleeves were so short,
When they took him to court,
The judge gave him a reprieve.

 

Roscoe put peanuts in his coke

 

Roscoe put peanuts in his coke
I’m telling you this is no joke

 

Roscoe put peanuts in his coke
I’m telling you this is no joke
His chew was Pigtail Twist

 

Roscoe put peanuts in his coke
I’m telling you this is no joke
His chew was Pigtail Twist
He aimed at the spittoon and missed

 

Roscoe put peanuts in his coke
I’m telling you this is no joke
His chew was Pigtail Twist
He aimed at the spittoon and missed
And sprayed nutty sweet spit on some folk.

Myrtle Jo could dance a fine jig.

 

Myrtle Jo could dance a fine jig
With a twist of his dress and a fling of his wig

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Myrtle Jo could dance a fine jig
With a twist of his dress and a fling of his wig
But in his high heels,

 

Myrtle Jo could dance a fine jig
With a twist of his dress and a fling of his wig
But in his high heels,
Danced Virginia Reels

 

Myrtle Jo could dance a fine jig
With a twist of his dress and a fling of his wig
But in his high heels,
Danced Virginia Reels
With a herd of potbelly pigs

 

Sue was an old lady with warts

 

Sue was an old lady with warts
So she went to see Dr. Schwartz

 

Sue was an old lady with warts
So she went to see Dr. Schwartz
The doctor was out

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Sue was an old lady with warts
So she went to see Dr. Schwartz
The doctor was out
So Sue ran about

 

Sue was an old lady with warts
So she went to see Dr. Schwatz
The doctor was out
So Sue ran about
To search for Doc Schwartz' cohorts

 

The train whistled by blowing steam

 

The train whistled by blowing steam
Like a spectacle out of a dream