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  1. SharptoothC

    SharptoothC I bite..........

    The train whistled by blowing steam
    Like a spectacle out of a dream
    It was such a fine sight

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    SharptoothC, Nov 30, 2017
    #221
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  2. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    The train whistled by blowing steam
    Like a spectacle out of a dream
    It was such a fine sight
    a penguin flying at night!
     
    richgem, Nov 30, 2017
    #222
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  3. Linuxguile

    Linuxguile dating an unusual aristocrat

    The train whistled by blowing steam
    Like a spectacle out of a dream
    It was such a fine sight
    a penguin flying at night!
    but the penguin woke up, just a dream.

    Along the road Sally did walk
     
    Linuxguile, Nov 30, 2017
    #223
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  4. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    :sad024:
     
    richgem, Nov 30, 2017
    #224
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  5. SharptoothC

    SharptoothC I bite..........

    Along the road Sally did walk
    Looking for a nice man she could stalk

    Sent from my Pixel 2 using Tapatalk
     
    SharptoothC, Nov 30, 2017
    #225
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  6. BaylorGator

    BaylorGator MISTER Fancypants

    Along the road Sally did walk
    Looking for a nice man she could stalk
    But all that she found
     
    BaylorGator, Nov 30, 2017
    #226
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  7. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    Along the road Sally did walk
    Looking for a nice man she could stalk
    But all that she found
    Were men short and round
     
    cmorris357, Nov 30, 2017
    #227
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  8. Linuxguile

    Linuxguile dating an unusual aristocrat

    Along the road Sally did walk
    Looking for a nice man she could stalk
    But all that she found
    was a nickel on the ground
     
    Linuxguile, Nov 30, 2017
    #228
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  9. Linuxguile

    Linuxguile dating an unusual aristocrat

    I like yours better!
     
    Linuxguile, Nov 30, 2017
    #229
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  10. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Sara-s, Nov 30, 2017
    #230
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  11. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    We're not going to finish the one we are on?
     
    cmorris357, Nov 30, 2017
    #231
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  12. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    Along the road Sally did walk
    Looking for a nice man she could stalk
    But all that she found
    Were men short and round
    when propositioned would balk
     
    Erik Redd, Nov 30, 2017
    #232
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  13. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    Elmer Fudd hunted rabbits
     
    Erik Redd, Nov 30, 2017
    #233
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  14. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Elmer Fudd hunted rabbits
    That was just one of his bad habits
     
    richgem, Nov 30, 2017
    #234
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  15. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    Elmer Fudd hunted rabbits
    That was just one of his bad habits
    Be vewy vewy quiet.
     
    cmorris357, Nov 30, 2017
    #235
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  16. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    Elmer Fudd hunted rabbits
    That was just one of his bad habits
    Be vewy vewy quiet.
    for a rabbit diet
     
    Erik Redd, Nov 30, 2017
    #236
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  17. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Elmer Fudd hunted rabbits
    That was just one of his bad habits
    Be vewy vewy quiet.
    for a rabbit diet
    Elmer failed at trying to stab it.
     
    Sara-s, Dec 1, 2017
    #237
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  18. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    There once was an aardvark named Moe
     
    Sara-s, Dec 1, 2017
    #238
  19. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    There once was an aardvark named Moe
    Everyone said he was a regular Joe
     
    richgem, Dec 1, 2017
    #239
  20. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    There once was an aardvark named Moe
    Everyone said he was a regular Joe
    But he liked to eat ants
     
    Sara-s, Dec 1, 2017
    #240
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