Let's Write Some Limericks

Discussion in 'The Chatterbox' started by wristwatchb, Nov 23, 2017.

  1. PLAla

    PLAla Bit Shy of a Full Puck

    There once was an aardvark named Moe
    Everyone said he was a regular Joe
    But he liked to eat ants
    As they often get in his pants
     
  2. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    There once was an aardvark named Moe
    Everyone said he was a regular Joe
    But he liked to eat ants
    As they often get in his pants
    And he hates getting stung below
     
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  3. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    Nothing is better than a fox
     
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  4. BaylorGator

    BaylorGator MISTER Fancypants

    Nothing is better than a fox
    Unless you like bagels and lox
     
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  5. Linuxguile

    Linuxguile dating an unusual aristocrat

    Nothing is better than a fox
    Unless you like bagels and lox
    With tomato and cream cheese
    they are sure to please
     
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  6. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Says who? :p
     
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  7. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Nothing is better than a fox
    Unless you like bagels and lox
    With tomato and cream cheese
    they are sure to please
    Now put him back in his box!
     
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  8. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Limericks are quite fun
     
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  9. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    Limericks are quite fun
    Helps us be a creative one
     
  10. Linuxguile

    Linuxguile dating an unusual aristocrat

    Limericks are quite fun
    Helps us be a creative one
    We laugh and we giggle
     
  11. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    Limericks are quite fun
    Helps us be a creative one
    We laugh and we giggle
    We squirm and we squiggle
     
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  12. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    Limericks are quite fun
    Helps us be a creative one
    We laugh and we giggle
    We squirm and we squiggle
    And then we are finally all done(with this one)
     
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  13. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    It's great there are many shaving brands
     
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  14. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    It's great there are many shaving brands
    which come from several other lands
     
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  15. CarlfromMO

    CarlfromMO Well-Known Member

    It's great there are many shaving brands
    which come from several other lands
    Lots of soaps we gather
     
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  16. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    It's great there are many shaving brands
    which come from several other lands
    Lots of soaps we gather
    For whipping up lather
     
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  17. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    Pardon the interruption, but shouldn’t it be “wabbit” rather than “rabbit“?
     
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  18. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    I agwee, but I didn’t wite that wine.
     
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  19. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    It's great there are many shaving brands
    which come from several other lands
    Lots of soaps we gather
    For whipping up lather
    Though Williams has unusual demands.
     
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  20. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    Joe loved to dance and drink beer
     

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