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  1. SharptoothC

    SharptoothC I bite..........

    Old Gerald signed up for a race

    Sent from my Pixel 2 using Tapatalk
     
    SharptoothC, Dec 2, 2017
    #301
  2. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    Old Gerald signed up for a race
    even though his knee was in a brace
     
    Erik Redd, Dec 2, 2017
    #302
  3. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    Old Gerald signed up for a race
    even though his knee was in a brace
    He stumbled and fell
     
    John Beeman, Dec 2, 2017
    #303
  4. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Doubling down.. (If @Jayaruh can do it, then so can I.)

    Old Toby was a preacher
    Who tried to be a teacher
    Drivers Ed was the course
    Which he gave in Old Norse
    His student: a Viking berserker.
     
    richgem, Dec 2, 2017
    #304
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  5. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Old Gerald signed up for a race
    even though his knee was in a brace
    He stumbled and fell
    how his knee did swell
     
    richgem, Dec 2, 2017
    #305
  6. BaylorGator

    BaylorGator MISTER Fancypants

    Old Gerald signed up for a race
    even though his knee was in a brace
    He stumbled and fell
    how his knee did swell
    It’s a good thing that he was an ace.

    The football team strut on the field
     
    BaylorGator, Dec 2, 2017
    #306
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  7. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    The football team strut on the field
    hoping to make the other team yield
     
    richgem, Dec 2, 2017
    #307
  8. BaylorGator

    BaylorGator MISTER Fancypants

    The football team strut on the field
    hoping to make the other team yield
    The cheerleaders cheered
     
    BaylorGator, Dec 2, 2017
    #308
  9. PLAla

    PLAla Bit Shy of a Full Puck

    The football team strut on the field
    hoping to make the other team yield
    The cheerleaders cheered
    The surly fans jeered
     
    PLAla, Dec 2, 2017
    #309
  10. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    There was a straight razor shave named Buck
    Who was constantly pushing his luck
    He shaved without stropping
    Then sliced without stopping
    Then, angry, drove off in his truck
     
    blondblue, Dec 2, 2017
    #310
  11. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    When sports announcers sound really bad
     
    blondblue, Dec 2, 2017
    #311
  12. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    The football team strut on the field
    hoping to make the other team yield
    The cheerleaders cheered
    The surly fans jeered
    As the replay allowed the appeal.
     
    cmorris357, Dec 2, 2017
    #312
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  13. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    The playoffs are up in the air
     
    cmorris357, Dec 2, 2017
    #313
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  14. RyX

    RyX DoH!

    The playoffs are up in the air
    Not watching Sports, I just don't care
     
    RyX, Dec 2, 2017
    #314
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  15. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    The playoffs are up in the air
    Not watching Sports, I just don't care
    I won't miss my Soaps
     
    wristwatchb, Dec 2, 2017
    #315
  16. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    The playoffs are up in the air
    Not watching Sports, I just don't care
    I won't miss my Soaps
    Though I miss Ryan's Hope
     
    cmorris357, Dec 2, 2017
    #316
  17. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    The playoffs are up in the air
    Not watching Sports, I just don't care
    I won't miss my Soaps
    Though I miss Ryan's Hope
    I just have to fix my hair
     
    Erik Redd, Dec 3, 2017
    #317
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  18. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    Shaving is overrated
     
    Erik Redd, Dec 3, 2017
    #318
  19. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    Shaving is overrated
    That statement is surely debated
     
    John Beeman, Dec 3, 2017
    #319
  20. BaylorGator

    BaylorGator MISTER Fancypants

    Shaving is overrated
    That statement is surely debated
    With brushes and soap
     
    BaylorGator, Dec 3, 2017
    #320
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