Let's Write Some Limericks

There once was a raven named Poe

 

yes let's pronounce orange..."or-INGE"

 

Well, or-an-zhe just sounds silly.

 

There once was a raven named Poe
Who flew so many places I don't know

 

There once was a raven named Poe
Who flew so many places I don't know
‘Nevermore!’, he did caw

 

There once was a raven named Poe
Who flew so many places I don't know
‘Nevermore!’, he did caw
With a rasp of his maw

 

There once was a raven named Poe
Who flew so many places I don't know
‘Nevermore!’, he did caw
With a rasp of his maw
GPS failed him where ever he'd go.



A young mother of three called Sarah

 

A young mother of three called Sarah
Did think she was Scarlett Oharah

 

A young mother of three called Sarah
Did think she was Scarlett Oharah
So she donned a hoop skirt

 

A young mother of three called Sarah
Did think she was Scarlett Oharah
So she donned a hoop skirt,
her bonnet and a shirt

 

A young mother of three called Sarah
Did think she was Scarlett Oharah
So she donned a hoop skirt,
her bonnet and a shirt
And cried, “My home’s a plantation called Tara!

 

There once was a frog named Martin

 

There once was a frog named Martin
Who loved motocross and go-cart'n

 

There once was a frog named Martin
Who wanted to get his jump startin’

 

There once was a frog named Martin
Who loved motocross and go-cart'n
So he entered a race

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There once was a frog named Martin
Who loved motocross and go-cart'n
So he entered a race
But couldn't keep pace

 

There once was a frog named Martin
Who loved motocross and go-cart'n
So he entered a race
But couldn't keep pace
said Martin, "I need a good jump-startin'!"

 

Randy liked wearing his special blue hat

 

Randy liked wearing his special blue hat
Each time he did, the ladies would chat

 

Randy liked wearing his special blue hat
Each time he did, the ladies would chat
with a yellow ostrich feather