Let's Write Some Limericks

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  1. SharptoothC

    SharptoothC I bite..........

    I went for a walk in the park
    But unfortunately went in the dark
    My wallet was taken
    And confidence forsaken
    I should never dark park walk on a lark

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    SharptoothC, Dec 5, 2017
    #401
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  2. SharptoothC

    SharptoothC I bite..........

    There was an old chap from Kentucky

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    SharptoothC, Dec 5, 2017
    #402
  3. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    I was clever.....I still listen to their songs
     
    blondblue, Dec 5, 2017
    #403
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  4. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    There was an old chap from Kentucky
    Who is as born forever unlucky
     
    cmorris357, Dec 5, 2017
    #404
  5. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    I have to jump in.....In Massachusetts, that'd be "I should neva dak pak walk on a lak."
     
    blondblue, Dec 5, 2017
    #405
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  6. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    There was an old chap from Kentucky
    Who was born forever unlucky
    He went to the races
     
    John Beeman, Dec 5, 2017
    #406
  7. SharptoothC

    SharptoothC I bite..........

    There was an old chap from Kentucky
    Who was born forever unlucky
    He went to the races
    All his guesses were aces

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    SharptoothC, Dec 5, 2017
    #407
  8. HolyRollah

    HolyRollah BaconLord

    There was an old chap from Kentucky
    Who was born forever unlucky
    He went to the races
    All his guesses were aces
    He beams, "Betting horses is just ducky!"
     
    HolyRollah, Dec 5, 2017
    #408
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  9. HolyRollah

    HolyRollah BaconLord

    Mildred was a miserable mess
     
    HolyRollah, Dec 5, 2017
    #409
  10. BaylorGator

    BaylorGator MISTER Fancypants

    Mildred was a miserable mess
    And Mildred herself would confess
     
    BaylorGator, Dec 5, 2017
    #410
  11. SharptoothC

    SharptoothC I bite..........

    Mildred was a miserable mess
    And Mildred herself would confess
    That her misery was due

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    SharptoothC, Dec 5, 2017
    #411
  12. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    Mildred was a miserable mess
    And Mildred herself would confess
    That her misery was due
    to contracting the flu
     
    Erik Redd, Dec 5, 2017
    #412
  13. HolyRollah

    HolyRollah BaconLord

    Mildred was a miserable mess
    And Mildred herself would confess
    That her misery was due
    To contracting the flu
    While being in states of undress
     
    HolyRollah, Dec 5, 2017
    #413
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  14. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    While being in states of undress
    can invite many a caress
     
    Erik Redd, Dec 5, 2017
    #414
  15. RyX

    RyX DoH!

    While being in states of undress
    can invite many a caress
    Cold weather brings goose bumps
     
    RyX, Dec 5, 2017
    #415
  16. SharptoothC

    SharptoothC I bite..........

    While being in states of undress
    can invite many a caress
    Cold weather brings goose bumps
    Those unsightly skin lumps

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    SharptoothC, Dec 6, 2017
    #416
  17. RyX

    RyX DoH!

    While being in states of undress
    can invite many a caress
    Cold weather brings goose bumps
    Those unsightly skin lumps
    Like speed bumps but fun I confess


    Joshua had a cat that would scratch
     
    RyX, Dec 6, 2017
    #417
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  18. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Joshua had a cat that would scratch
    it got mailed in an overnight dispatch
     
    richgem, Dec 6, 2017
    #418
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  19. SharptoothC

    SharptoothC I bite..........

    Joshua had a cat that would scratch
    it got mailed in an overnight dispatch
    The mail got lost

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    SharptoothC, Dec 6, 2017
    #419
  20. RyX

    RyX DoH!

    Joshua had a cat that would scratch
    it got mailed in an overnight dispatch
    The mail got lost
    UPS paid the cost
     
    RyX, Dec 6, 2017
    #420
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