Let's Write Some Limericks

For this thread, there have been many pages

 

For this thread, there have been many pages
Filled with wit by poets and sages

 

For this thread, there have been many pages
Filled with wit by poets and sages
Though our meter fails at times

 

For this thread, there have been many pages
Filled with wit by poets and sages
Though our meter fails at times
and we have some poor rhymes

 

For this thread, there have been many pages
Filled with wit by poets and sages
Though our meter fails at times
We manage some rhymes

 

For this thread, there have been many pages
Filled with wit by poets and sages
Though our meter fails at times
and we have some poor rhymes
We don't rely on Limericks for wages

 

On an auction site Brian did bid

 

On an auction site Brian did bid
For a new shaving bowl with a lid

 

On an auction site Brian did bid
For a new shaving bowl with a lid
The soap was unobtanium

 

On an auction site Brian did bid
For a new shaving bowl with a lid
The soap was unobtanium
More expensive than Uranium

 

On an auction site Brian did bid
For a new shaving bowl with a lid
The soap was unobtanium
More expensive than Uranium
From his better half the soap was then hid

The weather turned cold for dear Charlotte

 

The weather turned cold for dear Charlotte
Who dressed skimpily like a harlot

 

The weather turned cold for dear Charlotte
Who dressed skimpily like a harlot
Polka dot bikini & a fur cap

 

The weather turned cold for dear Charlotte
Who dressed skimpily like a harlot
Polka dot bikini & a fur cap
She claimed it was for her nap

 

The weather turned cold for dear Charlotte
Who dressed skimpily like a harlot
Polka dot bikini & a fur cap
She claimed it was for her nap
Which she took in front of the car lot

 

I awoke one morning in Spain

 

I awoke one morning in Spain
realizing my life had gone down the drain

 

I awoke one morning in Spain
realizing my life had gone down the drain
As I contemplated my navel

 

I awoke one morning in Spain
realizing my life had gone down the drain
As I contemplated my navel
And a misspent youth in Bayville

 

I awoke one morning in Spain
realizing my life had gone down the drain
As I contemplated my navel
And a misspent youth in Bayville
My pain in Spain was mainly in my brain