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  1. americanshamrock

    americanshamrock Let's Make a Deal!

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    The weather outside is frightful.
    but the hog inside is so delightful
    Back bacon crisp and hot
    And carnitas in the pot
    A love for pork is insightful
     
    americanshamrock, Dec 9, 2017
    #501
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  2. americanshamrock

    americanshamrock Let's Make a Deal!

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    Wine is fine but whiskey's quicker
     
    americanshamrock, Dec 9, 2017
    #502
  3. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    Wine is fine but whiskey's quicker
    and mixing the two will make you much sicker
     
    cmorris357, Dec 9, 2017
    #503
  4. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    Wine is fine but whiskey's quicker
    and mixing the two will make you much sicker
    Add a bit of coke or pot
     
    Screwtape, Dec 9, 2017
    #504
  5. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Wine is fine but whiskey's quicker
    and mixing the two will make you much sicker
    Add a bit of coke or pot
    Good ideas they are not
     
    Sara-s, Dec 9, 2017
    #505
  6. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    Wine is fine but whiskey's quicker
    and mixing the two will make you much sicker
    Add a bit of coke or pot
    Good ideas they are not
    There's a chance they will stop the old ticker
     
    Erik Redd, Dec 9, 2017
    #506
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  7. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    Yesterday morning there was snow
     
    Erik Redd, Dec 9, 2017
    #507
  8. BaylorGator

    BaylorGator MISTER Fancypants

    Yesterday morning there was snow
    Unless you live in south Flo
     
    BaylorGator, Dec 9, 2017
    #508
  9. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    Yesterday morning there was snow
    Unless you live in south Flo
    So I went to the beach
     
    wristwatchb, Dec 9, 2017
    #509
  10. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Yesterday morning there was snow
    Unless you live in south Flo
    So I went to the beach
    How high would the waves reach?
     
    richgem, Dec 9, 2017
    #510
  11. SharptoothC

    SharptoothC I bite..........

    Yesterday morning there was snow
    Unless you live in south Flo
    So I went to the beach
    How high would the waves reach?
    Sadly only as high as my toe.

    Sent from my Pixel 2 using Tapatalk
     
    SharptoothC, Dec 9, 2017
    #511
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  12. SharptoothC

    SharptoothC I bite..........

    I woke up quite early today

    Sent from my Pixel 2 using Tapatalk
     
    SharptoothC, Dec 9, 2017
    #512
  13. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    I woke up quite early today
    Grabbed my rifle to hunt some prey
     
    Erik Redd, Dec 9, 2017
    #513
  14. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    Iwoke up early today
    Grabbed my rifle to hunt some prey
    Many to choose from
     
    blondblue, Dec 9, 2017
    #514
  15. HolyRollah

    HolyRollah BaconLord

    I woke up early today
    Grabbed my rifle to hunt some prey
    Many to choose from
    But too easy to lose 'em
     
    HolyRollah, Dec 9, 2017
    #515
  16. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    I woke up early today
    Grabbed my rifle to hunt some prey
    Many to choose from
    But too easy to lose 'em
    So I ate vegetarian buffet
     
    Screwtape, Dec 9, 2017
    #516
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  17. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    How doth the busy little bee
     
    Screwtape, Dec 9, 2017
    #517
  18. HolyRollah

    HolyRollah BaconLord

    How doth the busy little bee
    Flyeth hither & yon carelessly
     
    HolyRollah, Dec 9, 2017
    #518
  19. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    How doth the busy little bee
    Flyeth hither & yon carelessly
    But beware of its sting
     
    Sara-s, Dec 9, 2017
    #519
  20. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    How doth the busy little bee
    Flyeth hither & yon carelessly
    But beware of its sting
    It can be a painful thing
     
    Erik Redd, Dec 9, 2017
    #520
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