Let's Write Some Limericks

The chef special was roast rabbit
To break the bear's bad penguin habit

 

The chef special was roast rabbit
To break the bear's bad penguin habit
The bear came unglued
There was a hare in his food

 

The chef special was roast rabbit
To break the bear's bad penguin habit
The bear came unglued
There was a hare in his food
This new haute cuisine made him rabid.


Someone else start the next one...

 

Someone else start the next one.
I guess I'll start it for fun.

 

Someone else start the next one
I guess I'll start it for fun
She beat everyone to it

 

Someone else start the next one.
I guess I'll start it for fun.
And I can't wait 'till it's done.

 

Someone else start the next one
I guess I'll start it for fun
She beat everyone to it
And surely she knew it

 

Someone else start the next one
I guess I'll start it for fun
She beat everyone to it
And surely she knew it
She wasn't to be outdone

 

Old Sam hated his job

 

Old Sam hated his job
everyday he'd dress like a slob

 

Old Sam hated his job
everyday he'd dress like a slob
In his dirtiest pants

 

Old Sam hated his job
everyday he'd dress like a slob
In his dirtiest pants
He'd deliver his rants

 

Old Sam hated his job
everyday he'd dress like a slob
In his dirtiest pants
He'd deliver his rants
until they replaced him with Bob.

 

Once upon a midnight dreary

 

Once upon a midnight dreary
I received an avian query

 

Once upon a midnight dreary
I received an avian query
He knocked on my door

 

Once upon a midnight dreary
I received an avian query
He knocked on my door
So I gave him "what for"

 

Once upon a midnight dreary
I received an avian query
He knocked on my door
So I gave him "what for"
He pecked me till I was bleary.

 

All beans are musical fruit

 

All beans are musical fruit
But not music you get from a lute