Let's Write Some Limericks

All beans are musical fruit
But not music you get from a lute
So eat them with care

 

All beans are musical fruit
But not music you get from a lute
So eat them with care
And you’d better beware

 

All beans are musical fruit
But not music you get from a lute
So eat them with care
And you’d better beware
Who's listening when you start to toot

 

The shavers were nestled all snug in their beds

 

The shavers were nestled all snug in their beds
With smooth shaven faces and some with shaved heads

 

The shavers were nestled all snug in their beds
With smooth shaven faces and some with shaved heads
With @BaylorGator smelling of Veg and @John Beeman like Brut

 

The shavers were nestled all snug in their beds
With smooth shaven faces and some with shaved heads
With @BaylorGator smelling of Veg and @John Beeman like Brut
And @wristwatchb grinding his own Maca root

 

The shavers were nestled all snug in their beds
With smooth shaven faces and some with shaved heads
With @BaylorGator smelling of Veg and @John Beeman like Brut
And @wristwatchb grinding his own Maca root
All masters of hijacking TSD threads.

 

Elmer rocked a brand new do

 

Elmer rocked a brand new do
So few hairs made it through

 

Elmer rocked a brand new do
So few hairs made it through
His inch thick pomade

 

Elmer rocked a brand new do
So few hairs made it through
His inch thick pomade
And bold little braid

 

Elmer rocked a brand new do
So few hairs made it through
His inch thick pomade
And bold little braid
It doubled as a hard hat too.

 

The drivers are all full of Christmas cheer

 

The drivers are all full of Christmas cheer
but not anywhere around here

 

The drivers are all full of Christmas cheer
but not anywhere around here
They honk and shake their fists

 

The drivers are all full of Christmas cheer
but not anywhere around here
They honk and shake their fists
looking at shopping lists

 

The drivers are all full of Christmas cheer
but not anywhere around here
They honk and shake their fists
looking at shopping lists
and don't slow down for reindeer

 

Tis the season to be merry

 

Tis the season to be merry
But don't eat the holly berries