Limericks

The fox expects a payback

 

The fox expects a payback
He won't be gettin' no hollaback

 

The fox expects a payback
He won't be gettin' no hollaback
He's cunning and crafty

 

The fox expects a payback
He won't be gettin' no hollaback
He's cunning and crafty
But his enemies are nasty

 

The fox expects a payback
He won't be gettin' no hollaback
He's cunning and crafty
But his enemies are nasty
And they ain't gonna cut him no slack.

 

Double down:

The fox expects a payback
He won't be gettin' no hollaback
He's cunning and crafty
But his enemies are nasty
And that's just that, Jack.

 

Penguin soup is a tasty treat

 

Penguin soup is a tasty treat
But it's bad for you to eat such meat

 

Penguin soup is a tasty treat
But it's bad for you to eat such meat
Its greasy and tough

 

Penguin soup is a tasty treat
But it's bad for you to eat such meat
Its greasy and tough
But seals can't get enough

 

Penguin soup is a tasty treat
But it's bad for you to eat such meat
Its greasy and tough
But seals can't get enough
It can make any meal complete

 

Consider the case on the insane Czar

 

Consider the case on the insane Czar
Worse than Ivan the Terrible by far

 

Consider the case on the insane Czar
Worse than Ivan the Terrible by far
The peasants would complain

 

Consider the case on the insane Czar
Worse than Ivan the Terrible by far
The peasants would complain
So, their blood he would drain.

 

Consider the case on the insane Czar
Worse than Ivan the Terrible by far
The peasants would complain
So, their blood he would drain.
Oh woe for the Realm of Cheddar!

 

Rap! went the little gavel of wood

 

Rap! went the little gavel of wood.
I shouldn't get "life" in all likelihood.

 

Rap! went the little gavel of wood
I shouldn't get "life" in all likelihood
Justice is blind