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  1. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    A penguin is a milkshake duck
    If he were taller, he'd drive a truck.
    Chocolate or vanilla
    He ate like Godzilla
    Women think he's a shmuck

    :D
     
    Erik Redd, Dec 16, 2017
    #701
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  2. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    The fox expects a payback
     
    Erik Redd, Dec 16, 2017
    #702
  3. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    The fox expects a payback
    He won't be gettin' no hollaback
     
    richgem, Dec 16, 2017
    #703
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  4. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    The fox expects a payback
    He won't be gettin' no hollaback
    He's cunning and crafty
     
    wristwatchb, Dec 16, 2017
    #704
  5. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    The fox expects a payback
    He won't be gettin' no hollaback
    He's cunning and crafty
    But his enemies are nasty
     
    Erik Redd, Dec 16, 2017
    #705
  6. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    The fox expects a payback
    He won't be gettin' no hollaback
    He's cunning and crafty
    But his enemies are nasty
    And they ain't gonna cut him no slack.
     
    wristwatchb, Dec 16, 2017
    #706
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  7. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Double down:

    The fox expects a payback
    He won't be gettin' no hollaback
    He's cunning and crafty
    But his enemies are nasty
    And that's just that, Jack.
     
    richgem, Dec 16, 2017
    #707
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  8. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    Penguin soup is a tasty treat
     
    wristwatchb, Dec 16, 2017
    #708
  9. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Penguin soup is a tasty treat
    But it's bad for you to eat such meat
     
    richgem, Dec 16, 2017
    #709
  10. americanshamrock

    americanshamrock Let's Make a Deal!

    Moderator
    Penguin soup is a tasty treat
    But it's bad for you to eat such meat
    Its greasy and tough
     
    americanshamrock, Dec 16, 2017
    #710
  11. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    Penguin soup is a tasty treat
    But it's bad for you to eat such meat
    Its greasy and tough
    But seals can't get enough
     
    Erik Redd, Dec 16, 2017
    #711
  12. americanshamrock

    americanshamrock Let's Make a Deal!

    Moderator
    Penguin soup is a tasty treat
    But it's bad for you to eat such meat
    Its greasy and tough
    But seals can't get enough
    It can make any meal complete
     
    americanshamrock, Dec 16, 2017
    #712
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  13. americanshamrock

    americanshamrock Let's Make a Deal!

    Moderator
    Consider the case on the insane Czar
     
    americanshamrock, Dec 16, 2017
    #713
  14. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    Consider the case on the insane Czar
    Worse than Ivan the Terrible by far
     
    Screwtape, Dec 16, 2017
    #714
  15. HolyRollah

    HolyRollah BaconLord

    Consider the case on the insane Czar
    Worse than Ivan the Terrible by far
    The peasants would complain
     
    HolyRollah, Dec 16, 2017
    #715
  16. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Consider the case on the insane Czar
    Worse than Ivan the Terrible by far
    The peasants would complain
    So, their blood he would drain.
     
    richgem, Dec 16, 2017
    #716
  17. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    Consider the case on the insane Czar
    Worse than Ivan the Terrible by far
    The peasants would complain
    So, their blood he would drain.
    Oh woe for the Realm of Cheddar!
     
    Screwtape, Dec 16, 2017
    #717
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  18. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    Rap! went the little gavel of wood
     
    Screwtape, Dec 16, 2017
    #718
  19. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    :bounce017:
     
    richgem, Dec 16, 2017
    #719
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  20. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    Rap! went the little gavel of wood.
    I shouldn't get "life" in all likelihood.
     
    wristwatchb, Dec 16, 2017
    #720
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