(Should anyone get Inspired, Neal has requested a themed limerick HERE.) Oh now is the Winter of our Cookie Discontent
Some days you're the windshield, and some the bug. You can't sweep real life under the rug. The rug gets too lumpy The bug gets too jumpy Needing a prescription Valium-type drug.
Oh now is the Winter of our Cookie Discontent Frustrated cookieless Floridian Gators repent! Or Boris will come
Oh now is the Winter of our Cookie Discontent Frustrated cookieless Floridian Gators repent! Or Boris will come Off-key songs he’ll hum
Oh now is the Winter of our Cookie Discontent Frustrated cookieless Floridian Gators repent! Or Boris will come Off-key songs he’ll hum As he suppresses proletarian dissent.
Cookie-less shavers of the world unite! Throw off the Cartel's shackles tonight! Raise high your Snickerdoodles
Cookie-less shavers of the world unite! Throw off the Cartel's shackles tonight! Raise high your Snickerdoodles Throw in some German strudels And take captive helpless victims on sight! (See @John Beeman, the line still works)
The songs from the Cookie Revolution show The problem is a lack of dough While those who have, get And those that don't go in debt
The songs from the Cookie Revolution show The problem is a lack of dough While those who have, get And those that don't go in debt The Cartel continues to oppress those below.
Someone else want to start the next lyric from the 30DC cookie revolution? No? Well, how about: The newbie shaver to find cookies has gone
]The newbie shaver to find cookies has gone Will he return to shave before dawn We'll have to see If he's absentee Or mowing his beard like a lawn.
