Using the Kentucky pronunciation for bologna, which is "baloney." You would get beat up around these parts for saying it the other way.

I just bought a pound of bologna
Tastes great with Penguin cannelloni

I just bought a pound of bologna
Tastes great with Penguin cannelloni
I always eat too much
Of all fried foods and such

I often say, "Let's make a Deal!"
Sometimes followed by "That's a Steal!"

I often say, "Let's make a Deal!"
Sometimes followed by "That's a Steal!"
Trade for Door Number Two?

I often say, "Let's make a Deal!"
Sometimes followed by "That's a Steal!"
Trade for Door Number Two?
Are you sure you want to?

Who told you to eat it all?

I often say, "Let's make a Deal!"
Sometimes followed by "That's a Steal!"
Trade for Door Number Two?
Are you sure you want to?
Wanted new Dodge, got used steering wheel.

"Geronimo" yelled Stan as he jumped

"Geronimo" yelled Stan as he jumped
All his life he'd been a real chump

"Geronimo" yelled Stan as he jumped
All his life he'd been a real chump
We thought he would die

"Geronimo" yelled Stan as he jumped
All his life he'd been a real chump
We thought he would die
Going splat from on high

"Geronimo" yelled Stan as he jumped
All his life he'd been a real chump
We thought he would die
Going splat from on high
And making a mess when he thumped.

Tex rode the ol' bronco outta the pen

Tex rode the ol' bronco outta the pen
Eyes wide open, mind in a state of zen
But he was no Buddha

Tex rode the ol' bronco outta the pen
Eyes wide open, mind in a state of zen
But he was no Buddha
No chill like @Yehuda D

Tex rode the ol' bronco outta the pen
Eyes wide open, mind in a state of zen
But he was no Buddha
No chill like @Yehuda D
And for awhile he forgot CNN.