Let's Write Some Limericks

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  1. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    The bronc spun 'round and threw ol' Tex
     
    wristwatchb, Dec 17, 2017
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  2. americanshamrock

    americanshamrock Let's Make a Deal!

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    The bronc spun 'round and threw ol' Tex
    One of those things that always will vex
     
    americanshamrock, Dec 17, 2017
    #762
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  3. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    The bronc spun 'round and threw ol' Tex
    One of those things that always will vex
    AFLAC sent out the duck
     
    cmorris357, Dec 17, 2017
    #763
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  4. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    The bronc spun 'round and threw ol' Tex
    One of those things that always will vex
    AFLAC sent out the duck
    But that night was potluck
     
    wristwatchb, Dec 17, 2017
    #764
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  5. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    The bronc spun 'round and threw ol' Tex
    One of those things that always will vex
    AFLAC sent out the duck
    But that night was potluck
    They were all busy sorting his effects.
     
    Screwtape, Dec 17, 2017
    #765
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  6. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    A recent question has vexed the nation
     
    Screwtape, Dec 17, 2017
    #766
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  7. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    A recent question has vexed the nation
    Why are manpris now a style sensation?
     
    wristwatchb, Dec 18, 2017
    #767
  8. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    A recent question has vexed the nation
    Why are manpris now a style sensation?
    Too short yet too long
     
    Screwtape, Dec 18, 2017
    #768
  9. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    A recent question has vexed the nation
    Why are manpris now a style sensation?
    Too short yet too long
    The whole things just wrong
     
    cmorris357, Dec 18, 2017
    #769
  10. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    A recent question has vexed the nation
    Why are manpris now a style sensation?
    Too short yet too long
    The whole thing's just wrong.
    Clear proof of moral disintegration!
     
    Screwtape, Dec 18, 2017
    #770
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  11. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    Some days you're the windshield, and some the bug.
     
    Screwtape, Dec 18, 2017
    #771
  12. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    Some days you're the windshield, and some the bug.
    You can't sweep real life under the rug.
     
    wristwatchb, Dec 18, 2017
    #772
  13. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    Some days you're the windshield, and some the bug.
    You can't sweep real life under the rug.
    The rug gets too lumpy
     
    Screwtape, Dec 19, 2017
    #773
  14. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Some days you're the windshield, and some the bug.
    You can't sweep real life under the rug.
    The rug gets too lumpy
    The bug gets too jumpy
     
    Sara-s, Dec 19, 2017
    #774
  15. RyX

    RyX DoH!

    (Should anyone get Inspired, Neal has requested a themed limerick HERE.)
     
    RyX, Dec 19, 2017
    #775
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  16. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    (Should anyone get Inspired, Neal has requested a themed limerick HERE.)

    Oh now is the Winter of our Cookie Discontent
     
    Screwtape, Dec 19, 2017
    #776
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  17. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    Some days you're the windshield, and some the bug.
    You can't sweep real life under the rug.
    The rug gets too lumpy
    The bug gets too jumpy
    Needing a prescription Valium-type drug.
     
    Screwtape, Dec 19, 2017
    #777
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  18. RyX

    RyX DoH!

    Oh now is the Winter of our Cookie Discontent
    Frustrated cookieless Floridian Gators repent!
     
    RyX, Dec 19, 2017
    #778
  19. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    Oh now is the Winter of our Cookie Discontent
    Frustrated cookieless Floridian Gators repent!
    Or Boris will come
     
    Screwtape, Dec 19, 2017
    #779
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  20. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Oh now is the Winter of our Cookie Discontent
    Frustrated cookieless Floridian Gators repent!
    Or Boris will come
    Off-key songs he’ll hum
     
    Sara-s, Dec 19, 2017
    #780
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