Let's Write Some Limericks

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  1. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    Oh now is the Winter of our Cookie Discontent
    Frustrated cookieless Floridian Gators repent!
    Or Boris will come
    Off-key songs he’ll hum
    As he suppresses proletarian dissent.
     
    Screwtape, Dec 19, 2017
    #781
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  2. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    Cookie-less shavers of the world unite!
    Throw off the Cartel's shackles tonight!
     
    Screwtape, Dec 19, 2017
    #782
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  3. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    Cookie-less shavers of the world unite!
    Take captive helpless victims on sight
     
    John Beeman, Dec 19, 2017
    #783
  4. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    Too slow
     
    John Beeman, Dec 19, 2017
    #784
  5. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    Cookie-less shavers of the world unite!
    Throw off the Cartel's shackles tonight!
    Raise high your Snickerdoodles
     
    John Beeman, Dec 19, 2017
    #785
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  6. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    Cookie-less shavers of the world unite!
    Throw off the Cartel's shackles tonight!
    Raise high your Snickerdoodles
    Throw in some German strudels
     
    wristwatchb, Dec 19, 2017
    #786
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  7. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    Cookie-less shavers of the world unite!
    Throw off the Cartel's shackles tonight!
    Raise high your Snickerdoodles
    Throw in some German strudels
    And take captive helpless victims on sight!

    (See @John Beeman, the line still works)
     
    Screwtape, Dec 19, 2017
    #787
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  8. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    The songs from the Cookie Revolution show
     
    Screwtape, Dec 19, 2017
    #788
  9. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    The songs from the Cookie Revolution show
    The problem is a lack of dough
     
    cmorris357, Dec 19, 2017
    #789
  10. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    The songs from the Cookie Revolution show
    The problem is a lack of dough
    While those who have, get
     
    Screwtape, Dec 19, 2017
    #790
  11. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    The songs from the Cookie Revolution show
    The problem is a lack of dough
    While those who have, get
    And those that don't go in debt
     
    Erik Redd, Dec 19, 2017
    #791
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  12. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    The songs from the Cookie Revolution show
    The problem is a lack of dough
    While those who have, get
    And those that don't go in debt
    The Cartel continues to oppress those below.
     
    Screwtape, Dec 19, 2017
    #792
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  13. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    Someone else want to start the next lyric from the 30DC cookie revolution? No? Well, how about:

    The newbie shaver to find cookies has gone
     
    Last edited: Dec 20, 2017
    Screwtape, Dec 19, 2017
    #793
  14. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    The newbie shaver to find cookies has gone
    Will he return to shave before dawn
     
    John Beeman, Dec 20, 2017
    #794
  15. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    The newbie shaver to find cookies has gone
    Will he return to shave before dawn
    We'll have to see
     
    Screwtape, Dec 20, 2017
    #795
  16. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    The newbie shaver to find cookies has gone
    Will he return to shave before dawn
    We'll have to see
    If he's absentee
     
    wristwatchb, Dec 20, 2017
    #796
  17. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    ]The newbie shaver to find cookies has gone
    Will he return to shave before dawn
    We'll have to see
    If he's absentee
    Or mowing his beard like a lawn.
     
    Sara-s, Dec 20, 2017
    #797
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  18. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    My mirror is talking to me
     
    Sara-s, Dec 20, 2017
    #798
  19. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    My mirror is talking to me
    Said "Californy is the place you ought to be." (Sorry, I had a baby boomer flashback.)
     
    wristwatchb, Dec 20, 2017
    #799
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  20. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    My mirror is talking to me
    Said "Californy is the place you ought to be."
    I'll give it a crack
     
    Screwtape, Dec 20, 2017
    #800
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