Let's Write Some Limericks

Charlie, were you "California Dreamin'" or "Going to San Francisco"?

 

Wow. Put down the mouse for 24 hours and you miss the whole cookie uprising! I'll try and be more alert on the next one...

My mirror is talking to me
Said "Californy is the place you ought to be."
I'll give it a crack
Humming "Baby Got Back" (Sorry - 80's Sir Mix A Lot flashback)

 

My mirror is talking to me
Said "Californy is the place you ought to be."
I'll give it a crack
Humming "Baby Got Back"
That'll teach it to talk when I want to see.

 

For you, Randy @BaylorGator:

The veteran shaver slept, and missed the fight

 

The veteran shaver slept, and missed the fight
The revolution occurred overnight

 

The veteran shaver slept, and missed the fight
The revolution occurred overnight
while getting some shut eye

 

The cookies were found

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The veteran shaver slept, and missed the fight
The revolution occurred overnight
while getting some shut eye
The cookies passed him by

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The veteran shaver slept, and missed the fight
The revolution occurred overnight
while getting some shut eye
The cookies passed him by
Proving that 2+2=5 is right.

 

I could go for a plate of pulled pork

 

I could go for a plate of pulled pork
But here I sit in Midtown New York

 

I could go for a plate of pulled pork
But here I sit in Midtown New York
No hickory I smell

 

I could go for a plate of pulled pork
But here I sit in Midtown New York
No hickory I smell
Feels like I'm in hell
As I eat with my KFC spork.

(sorry - I jumped to the last line, but I just had to start a cookie one, just to get in on the revolution!)

Propaganda says cookies are coming

 

Propaganda says cookies are coming
Why then, is everyone running?

 

Propaganda says cookies are coming
Why then, is everyone running?
The have-nots all know

 

Propaganda says cookies are coming
Why then, is everyone running?
The have-nots all know
It's all just for show

 

Propaganda says cookies are coming
Why then, is everyone running?
The have-nots all know
It's all just for show
Very much like gold plated plumbing

 

On Donder, on Blitzen, on Semogue and Simpson

 

On Donder, on Blitzen, on Semogue and Simpson
And is that an Aristocrat that I’m glimpsin’

 

On Donder, on Blitzen, on Semogogue and Simpson
And is that an Aristocrat that I'm glimpsin'?
It ain't a Gillette