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  1. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    On Donder, on Blitzen, on Semogogue and Simpson
    And is that an Aristocrat that I'm glimpsin'?
    It ain't a Gillette
    Though it's cased in velvet
     
    Screwtape, Dec 20, 2017
    #821
  2. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    On Donder, on Blitzen, on Semogogue and Simpson
    And is that an Aristocrat that I'm glimpsin'?
    It ain't a Gillette
    Though it's cased in velvet
    And comes with its own little mirror for primpin'.
     
    Screwtape, Dec 21, 2017
    #822
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  3. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    There was a young shaver on the TSD
     
    Screwtape, Dec 21, 2017
    #823
  4. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    There was a young shaver on the TSD
    I checked my birth date; it wasn't me
     
    John Beeman, Dec 21, 2017
    #824
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  5. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    There was a young shaver on the TSD
    I checked my birth date; it wasn't me
    Nor me: I’m too old
     
    Sara-s, Dec 21, 2017
    #825
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  6. Boru62

    Boru62 Well-Known Member

    There was a young shaver on the TSD
    I checked my birth date; it wasn't me
    Nor me: I’m too old
    It's a she, I am told
     
    Boru62, Dec 21, 2017
    #826
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  7. BaylorGator

    BaylorGator MISTER Fancypants

    There was a young shaver on the TSD
    I checked my birth date; it wasn't me
    Nor me: I’m too old
    It's a she, I am told
    Now I wonder just who it could be

    No more holiday cookies this year
     
    BaylorGator, Dec 21, 2017
    #827
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  8. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    No more holiday cookies this year
    They’re bad for my waistline, I fear.
     
    Sara-s, Dec 21, 2017
    #828
  9. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    No more holiday cookies this year
    They’re bad for my waistline, I fear.
    I'll also pass on the gym.
     
    richgem, Dec 21, 2017
    #829
  10. Boru62

    Boru62 Well-Known Member

    No more holiday cookies this year
    They’re bad for my waistline, I fear.
    I'll also pass on the gym.
    I'm deceptively slim
     
    Boru62, Dec 21, 2017
    #830
  11. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    No more holiday cookies this year
    They’re bad for my waistline, I fear.
    I'll also pass on the gym.
    I'm deceptively slim
    As long as you don't look at my rear
     
    Erik Redd, Dec 21, 2017
    #831
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  12. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    Tis the season to be jolly
     
    Erik Redd, Dec 21, 2017
    #832
  13. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Tis the season to be jolly
    Says my teddy bear named Holly
     
    Sara-s, Dec 21, 2017
    #833
  14. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    Tis the season to be jolly
    Says my teddy bear named Holly
    A season for joy
     
    John Beeman, Dec 21, 2017
    #834
  15. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Tis the season to be jolly
    Says my teddy bear named Holly
    A season for joy
    For a girl and a boy
     
    Sara-s, Dec 21, 2017
    #835
  16. RyX

    RyX DoH!

    Tis the season to be jolly
    Says my teddy bear named Holly
    A season for joy
    For a girl and a boy
    But don't mess with real bears, they're brawley.



    The weather is warm on the South Coast
     
    RyX, Dec 21, 2017
    #836
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  17. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    TSD's such a fine organization
     
    blondblue, Dec 21, 2017
    #837
  18. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    TSD's such a fine organization
    It’s one of the best in the nation.
     
    Sara-s, Dec 21, 2017
    #838
  19. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    The weather is warm on the South Coast
    And someone missed this insightful post
     
    John Beeman, Dec 21, 2017
    #839
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  20. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    Double down! ;)

    TSD's such a fine organization
    It’s one of the best in the nation.
    But then there's @richgem


    The weather is warm on the South Coast
    And someone missed this insightful post
    @BaylorGator's all tanned
     
    wristwatchb, Dec 21, 2017
    #840
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