Let's Write Some Limericks

Vintage Avon and old Old Spice
Beat new AS in scents and price

 

Vintage Avon and old Old Spice
Beat new AS in scents and price
In bottles of glass

 

Vintage Avon and old Old Spice
Beat new AS in scents and price
In bottles of glass
Which shows you have class

 

Vintage Avon and old Old Spice
Beat new AS in scents and price
In bottles of glass
Which shows you have class
The best laid plans of men and mice

I once filled up my soap scuttle

 

I once filled up my soap scuttle
with a lather who's scent was subtle

 

I once filled up my soap scuttle
with a lather who's scent was subtle
a slight whiff of roses pink

 

I once filled up my soap scuttle
with a lather who's scent was subtle
a slight whiff of roses pink
Slick just like a skating rink

 

I once filled up my soap scuttle
with a lather who's scent was subtle
a slight whiff of roses pink
And as slick as a skating rink
Twas as smooth as a moon shuttle

There was a young man who honed a blade

 

There was a young man who honed a blade
While his young wife was on a tirade

 

There was a young man who honed a blade
While his young wife was on a tirade
The blade slipped off the stone

 

Autobiographical lines are always best.

Back to normal programming.

 

There was a young man who honed a blade
While his young wife was on a tirade
The blade slipped off the stone
And cut to the bone

 

Worcester is one of those silly-spelled places.....in MA it's pronounced Wuh-ster.

 

There was a young man who honed a blade
While his young wife was on a tirade
The blade slipped off the stone
And cut to the bone
Suddenly; the tirade was delayed

 

Twas the night before the night before Christmas

 

Twas the night before the night before Christmas
The chief elf was stranded out on an isthmus

 

Twas the night before the night before Christmas
The chief elf was stranded out on an isthmus
The bus was too slow

 

Twas the night before the night before Christmas
The chief elf was stranded out on an isthmus
The bus was too slow
The sled was on tow

 

Twas the night before the night before Christmas
The chief elf was stranded out on an isthmus
The bus was too slow
The sled was on tow
Getting folks late to church, so they miss Mass.


The Wizard of Oz is a fraud.

 

The Wizard of Oz is a fraud.
Though his tricks, the Munchkins applaud