Let's Write Some Limericks

I’m eating lunch here at the beach
The sandwiches are within reach.
The aroma in the air is fishy

 

I’m eating lunch here at the beach
The sandwiches are within reach.
The aroma in the air is fishy
The penguins are squishy

 

I’m eating lunch here at the beach
The sandwiches are within reach.
The aroma in the air is fishy
The penguins are squishy
And their squawks are a terrible screech

 

Rich dined on pickled herring

 

Rich dined on pickled herring
His taste in fish is unerring

 

Rich dined on pickled herring
His taste in fish is unerring
Whether kippers or sole

 

Rich dined on pickled herring
His taste in fish is unerring
Whether kippers or sole
In a hot buttered roll

 

Rich dined on pickled herring
His taste in fish is unerring
Whether kippers or sole
In a hot buttered roll
He'll peck you if you think about sharing

 

Dickens wrote A Christmas Carol

 

Dickens wrote A Christmas Carol
Bob Newhart knew some guys named Darrell

(Feel free to reject my reality and impose your own)

 

RyX's reality:

Dickens wrote A Christmas Carol
Bob Newhart knew some guys named Darrell
I would like to see
Them as the ghosts three
Meeting Scrooge as played by Will Farrell.

And now let's try again:

Dickens wrote A Christmas Carol
About a miser with gold by the barrel

 

Dickens wrote A Christmas Carol
About a miser with gold by the barrel
Who, was mean to Bob Cratchit

 

Dickens wrote A Christmas Carol
About a miser with gold by the barrel
Who, was mean to Bob Cratchit
Scrooge's ire; Bob would catch it

 

Dickens wrote A Christmas Carol
About a miser with gold by the barrel
Who, was mean to Bob Cratchit
Scrooge's ire; Bob would catch it
'Til the Ghosts fried Scrooge's mind so he'd share all.


("I'm reading a new tale by that Dickens fellow. It's the story of a worthy banker who degenerates into a silly, sentimental old fool." - J. Wesley Smith)

 

Scrooge McDuck was a shrewd and worthy old duck

 

Scrooge McDuck was a shrewd and worthy old duck
Rarely sheds a feather, and never a buck

 

Scrooge McDuck was a shrewd and worthy old duck
Rarely sheds a feather, and never a buck
He chose cents over sense

 

Scrooge McDuck was a shrewd and worthy old duck
Rarely sheds a feather, and never a buck
He chose cents over sense
Which his nephew resents

 

Scrooge McDuck was a shrewd and worthy old duck
Rarely sheds a feather, and never a buck
He chose cents over sense
Which his nephew resents
And thinks he's just a schmuck

 

Erie is covered in deep snow