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  1. Boru62

    Boru62 Well-Known Member

    Erie is covered in deep snow
    A thick layer of ice below
     
    Boru62, Dec 27, 2017
    #981
  2. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    Erie is covered in deep snow
    A thick layer of ice below
    The ships are all docked
     
    Screwtape, Dec 27, 2017
    #982
  3. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    Erie is covered in deep snow
    A thick layer of ice below
    The ships are all docked
    Provisions are stocked
     
    Erik Redd, Dec 27, 2017
    #983
  4. Boru62

    Boru62 Well-Known Member

    Erie is covered in deep snow
    A thick layer of ice below
    The ships are all docked
    Provisions are stocked
    And brave faces are put on for show

    My hot toast is slathered in butter
     
    Boru62, Dec 28, 2017
    #984
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  5. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    My hot toast is slathered in butter
    When they see it my doctors all mutter
     
    Screwtape, Dec 28, 2017
    #985
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  6. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    My hot toast is slathered in butter
    When they see it my doctors all mutter
    "It should be margarine"
     
    blondblue, Dec 28, 2017
    #986
  7. Boru62

    Boru62 Well-Known Member

    My hot toast is slathered in butter
    When they see it my doctors all mutter
    "It should be margarine"
    "But, butter is clean"
     
    Boru62, Dec 28, 2017
    #987
  8. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    My hot toast is slathered in butter
    When they see it my doctors all mutter
    "It should be margarine"
    "But, butter is clean"
    I retort as I hurl them into the gutter.
     
    Screwtape, Dec 28, 2017
    #988
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  9. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    My doctor says I need more exercise
     
    Screwtape, Dec 28, 2017
    #989
  10. Boru62

    Boru62 Well-Known Member

    My doctor says I need more exercise
    He looks pretty dumb but I'm told he's wise
     
    Boru62, Dec 28, 2017
    #990
  11. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    My doctor says I need more exercise
    He looks pretty dumb but I'm told he's wise
    I'd rather sit on my duff and watch TV
     
    Erik Redd, Dec 28, 2017
    #991
  12. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    My doctor says I need more exercise
    He looks pretty dumb but I'm told he's wise
    I'd rather sit on my duff and watch TV
    Just like Onslow on the BBC
     
    John Beeman, Dec 28, 2017
    #992
  13. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    My doctor says I need more exercise
    He looks pretty dumb but I'm told he's wise
    I'd rather sit on my duff and watch TV
    Just like Onslow on the BBC
    But the doc want me to racewalk as fast as flies (flys?)
     
    blondblue, Dec 28, 2017
    #993
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  14. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    I'm slowly adding to my bathroom shave den
     
    blondblue, Dec 28, 2017
    #994
  15. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    I'm slowly adding to my bathroom shave den
    As I buy all the gear for which I have a yen
     
    Screwtape, Dec 29, 2017
    #995
  16. wchnu

    wchnu Duck Season!

    I'm slowly adding to my bathroom shave den
    As I buy all the gear for which I have a yen
    But to save a dollar or two
     
    wchnu, Dec 29, 2017
    #996
  17. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    I'm slowly adding to my bathroom shave den
    As I buy all the gear for which I have a yen
    But to save a dollar or two
    I've been using canned goo
     
    John Beeman, Dec 29, 2017
    #997
  18. Boru62

    Boru62 Well-Known Member

    I'm slowly adding to my bathroom shaveden
    As I buy all the gear for which I have a yen
    But to save a dollar or two
    I've been using canned goo
    And buy bits and bobs now and then


    My wallet is growing much thinner
     
    Boru62, Dec 29, 2017
    #998
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  19. BaylorGator

    BaylorGator MISTER Fancypants

    My wallet is growing much thinner
    And now I eat ramen for dinner
     
    BaylorGator, Dec 29, 2017
    #999
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  20. Boru62

    Boru62 Well-Known Member

    My wallet is growing much thinner
    And now I eat ramen for dinner
    For breakfast and lunch
     
    Boru62, Dec 29, 2017
    #1000
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