Let's Write Some Limericks

Discussion in 'The Chatterbox' started by wristwatchb, Nov 23, 2017.

Tags:
Page 51 of 93
  1. barbersurgeon

    barbersurgeon Well-Known Member

    My wallet is growing much thinner
    And now I eat ramen for dinner
    For breakfast and lunch
    I eat noodles by the bunch
     
    barbersurgeon, Dec 29, 2017
    #1001
  2. Boru62

    Boru62 Well-Known Member

    My wallet is growing much thinner
    And now I eat ramen for dinner
    For breakfast and lunch
    I eat noodles by the bunch
    But my shave den looks like a winner


    The Cobra Classic's an elusive beast
     
    Boru62, Dec 29, 2017
    #1002
    RyX, barbersurgeon and Screwtape like this.
  3. Boru62

    Boru62 Well-Known Member

    The Cobra Classic's an elusive beast
    My favourite razor to say the least
     
    Boru62, Dec 30, 2017
    #1003
  4. wchnu

    wchnu Duck Season!

    The Cobra Classic's an elusive beast
    My favourite razor to say the least
    It will bite if you lazy
     
    wchnu, Dec 30, 2017
    #1004
    Boru62 likes this.
  5. Boru62

    Boru62 Well-Known Member

    The Cobra Classic's an elusive beast
    My favourite razor to say the least
    It will bite if you lazy
    Or leave you smooth as crazy
     
    Boru62, Dec 30, 2017
    #1005
  6. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    The Cobra Classic's an elusive beast
    My favourite razor to say the least
    It will bite if you're lazy
    Or leave you smooth as crazy
    A pity production has ceased...
     
    Screwtape, Dec 30, 2017
    #1006
    barbersurgeon, RyX and Boru62 like this.
  7. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    The Gillette Toggle was a marketing ploy
     
    Screwtape, Dec 30, 2017
    #1007
  8. Boru62

    Boru62 Well-Known Member

    The Gillette Toggle was a marketing ploy
    Whereas the Fat Boy is a true shaving joy
     
    Boru62, Dec 30, 2017
    #1008
    RyX likes this.
  9. wchnu

    wchnu Duck Season!

    The Gillette Toggle was a marketing ploy
    Whereas the Fat Boy is a true shaving joy
    So twist on the dial
     
    wchnu, Dec 30, 2017
    #1009
  10. RyX

    RyX DoH!

    The Gillette Toggle was a marketing ploy
    Whereas the Fat Boy is a true shaving joy
    So twist on the dial
    Shave smooth with a smile
     
    RyX, Dec 30, 2017
    #1010
  11. Boru62

    Boru62 Well-Known Member

    The Gillette Toggle was a marketing ploy
    Whereas the Fat Boy is a true shaving joy
    So twist on the dial
    Shave smooth with a smile
    A Toggle can't hold a candle to the 'Boy


    An SE or DE? I mix and match
     
    Boru62, Dec 30, 2017
    #1011
    barbersurgeon and Screwtape like this.
  12. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    An SE or DE? I mix and match
    Depending on which I happen to snatch.
     
    Screwtape, Dec 31, 2017
    #1012
  13. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    An SE or DE? I mix and match
    Depending on which I happen to snatch.
    It's tough to decide
     
    Sara-s, Dec 31, 2017
    #1013
  14. Boru62

    Boru62 Well-Known Member

    An SE or DE? I mix and match
    Depending on which I happen to snatch.
    It's tough to decide
    My affections tied
     
    Boru62, Dec 31, 2017
    #1014
  15. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    An SE or DE? I mix and match
    Depending on which I happen to snatch.
    It's tough to decide
    My affections tied -
    Maybe the Dark Side affliction I should catch...
     
    Screwtape, Dec 31, 2017
    #1015
    Boru62, RyX and barbersurgeon like this.
  16. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    The Dark Side has real cookies, we're told
     
    Screwtape, Dec 31, 2017
    #1016
  17. barbersurgeon

    barbersurgeon Well-Known Member

    The Dark Side has real cookies, we're told
    Although, most are quite old.
    Not quite stale,
    They might make you pale
    If you are not among the bold...
     
    barbersurgeon, Dec 31, 2017
    #1017
    Screwtape and RyX like this.
  18. barbersurgeon

    barbersurgeon Well-Known Member

    i think I have an acquisition disorder
     
    barbersurgeon, Dec 31, 2017
    #1018
  19. Boru62

    Boru62 Well-Known Member

    i think I have an acquisition disorder
    More soap and a nice brush will fulfill this order
     
    Boru62, Dec 31, 2017
    #1019
    Screwtape likes this.
  20. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    Joe loved to dance and drink beer
    Could he do both at once? NOT HERE.
     
    blondblue, Dec 31, 2017
    #1020
Page 51 of 93

Share This Page