My wallet is growing much thinner And now I eat ramen for dinner For breakfast and lunch I eat noodles by the bunch
My wallet is growing much thinner And now I eat ramen for dinner For breakfast and lunch I eat noodles by the bunch But my shave den looks like a winner The Cobra Classic's an elusive beast
The Cobra Classic's an elusive beast My favourite razor to say the least It will bite if you lazy Or leave you smooth as crazy
The Cobra Classic's an elusive beast My favourite razor to say the least It will bite if you're lazy Or leave you smooth as crazy A pity production has ceased...
The Gillette Toggle was a marketing ploy Whereas the Fat Boy is a true shaving joy So twist on the dial
The Gillette Toggle was a marketing ploy Whereas the Fat Boy is a true shaving joy So twist on the dial Shave smooth with a smile
The Gillette Toggle was a marketing ploy Whereas the Fat Boy is a true shaving joy So twist on the dial Shave smooth with a smile A Toggle can't hold a candle to the 'Boy An SE or DE? I mix and match
An SE or DE? I mix and match Depending on which I happen to snatch. It's tough to decide My affections tied
An SE or DE? I mix and match Depending on which I happen to snatch. It's tough to decide My affections tied - Maybe the Dark Side affliction I should catch...
The Dark Side has real cookies, we're told Although, most are quite old. Not quite stale, They might make you pale If you are not among the bold...
