Many people claim that the river knows But now it is solid froze There's snow on the banks Too cold for us Yanks
Many people claim that the river knows But now it is solid froze There's snow on the banks Too cold for us Yanks And I've lost all feeling in my toes. The roads here are starting to ice.
The roads here are starting to ice. Causing multi-car pile ups in a trice. Makes me love heated seats They really are treats
The roads here are starting to ice. Causing multi-car pile ups in a trice. Makes me love heated seats They really are treats Tho' fitting skis to my car might be nice A heatwave is a distant memory
A heatwave is a distant memory As I gaze at icicles all glimmery My toes are frostbit The fires are all lit
A heatwave is a distant memory As I gaze at icicles all glimmery My toes are frostbit The fires are all lit Hot tea is complementary
The weather is warm in the south So watch for the basking cottonmouth It bites on the bum So drink lots of rum
The weather is warm in the south So watch for the basking cottonmouth It bites on the bum So drink lots of rum And kick that fish towards the goalmouth No fish were hurt in that last rhyme
No fish were hurt in that last rhyme Because the goalies saved them in time Tonite there is a fish fry
No fish were hurt in that last rhyme Because the goalies saved them in time Tonite there is a fish fry Battered Cod I’m going to try