Let's Write Some Limericks

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  1. americanshamrock

    americanshamrock Let's Make a Deal!

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    Many people claim that the river knows
     
    americanshamrock, Jan 7, 2018
    #1101
  2. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    Many people claim that the river knows
    But now it is solid froze
     
    Erik Redd, Jan 7, 2018
    #1102
  3. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    Many people claim that the river knows
    But now it is solid froze
    There's snow on the banks
     
    cmorris357, Jan 7, 2018
    #1103
  4. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    Many people claim that the river knows
    But now it is solid froze
    There's snow on the banks
    Too cold for us Yanks
     
    wristwatchb, Jan 7, 2018
    #1104
  5. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    Many people claim that the river knows
    But now it is solid froze
    There's snow on the banks
    Too cold for us Yanks
    And I've lost all feeling in my toes.


    The roads here are starting to ice.
     
    cmorris357, Jan 7, 2018
    #1105
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  6. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    The roads here are starting to ice.
    Causing multi-car pile ups in a trice.
     
    Screwtape, Jan 8, 2018
    #1106
  7. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    The roads here are starting to ice.
    Causing multi-car pile ups in a trice.
    Makes me love heated seats
    They really are treats
     
    Sara-s, Jan 8, 2018
    #1107
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  8. Boru62

    Boru62 Well-Known Member

    The roads here are starting to ice.
    Causing multi-car pile ups in a trice.
    Makes me love heated seats
    They really are treats
    Tho' fitting skis to my car might be nice

    A heatwave is a distant memory
     
    Boru62, Jan 8, 2018
    #1108
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  9. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    A heatwave is a distant memory
    As I gaze at icicles all glimmery
     
    John Beeman, Jan 8, 2018
    #1109
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  10. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    A heatwave is a distant memory
    As I gaze at icicles all glimmery
    My toes are frostbit
     
    Erik Redd, Jan 8, 2018
    #1110
  11. Boru62

    Boru62 Well-Known Member

    A heatwave is a distant memory
    As I gaze at icicles all glimmery
    My toes are frostbit
    The fires are all lit
     
    Boru62, Jan 9, 2018
    #1111
  12. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    A heatwave is a distant memory
    As I gaze at icicles all glimmery
    My toes are frostbit
    The fires are all lit
    Hot tea is complementary
     
    Erik Redd, Jan 9, 2018
    #1112
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  13. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    The weather is warm in the south
     
    Erik Redd, Jan 9, 2018
    #1113
  14. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    The weather is warm in the south
    So watch for the basking cottonmouth
     
    cmorris357, Jan 9, 2018
    #1114
  15. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    The weather is warm in the south
    So watch for the basking cottonmouth
    It bites on the bum
     
    Sara-s, Jan 9, 2018
    #1115
  16. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    The weather is warm in the south
    So watch for the basking cottonmouth
    It bites on the bum
    So drink lots of rum
     
    cmorris357, Jan 9, 2018
    #1116
  17. Boru62

    Boru62 Well-Known Member

    The weather is warm in the south
    So watch for the basking cottonmouth
    It bites on the bum
    So drink lots of rum
    And kick that fish towards the goalmouth

    No fish were hurt in that last rhyme
     
    Boru62, Jan 9, 2018
    #1117
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  18. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    No fish were hurt in that last rhyme
    Because the goalies saved them in time
     
    blondblue, Jan 9, 2018
    #1118
  19. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    No fish were hurt in that last rhyme
    Because the goalies saved them in time
    Tonite there is a fish fry
     
    Erik Redd, Jan 9, 2018
    #1119
  20. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    No fish were hurt in that last rhyme
    Because the goalies saved them in time
    Tonite there is a fish fry
    Battered Cod I’m going to try
     
    John Beeman, Jan 9, 2018
    #1120
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