Let's Write Some Limericks

No fish were hurt in that last rhyme
Because the goalies saved them in time
Tonite there is a fish fry
Battered Cod I’m going to try
Accompanied by a Corona with lime.

 

No fish were hurt in that last rhyme
Because the goalies saved them in time
Tonite there is a fish fry
Battered Cod I’m going to try
With malt vinegar and lime

Sorry, too late

 

@Screwtape didn't start another line

 

@Screwtape didn't start another line
In his absence we'll carry on fine

 

@Screwtape didn't start another line
In his absence we'll carry on fine
We have inventive minds

 

@Screwtape didn't start another line
In his absence we'll carry on fine
We have inventive minds
And time to sit on our behinds

 

@Screwtape didn't start another line
In his absence we'll carry on fine
We have inventive minds
And time to sit on our behinds
And muse while we're drinking some wine.

A lion is guarding my door

 

A lion is guarding my door
With a loud and fierce roar

 

A lion is guarding my door
With a loud and fierce roar
But the robber of the house
All he needs is a mouse

 

A lion is guarding my door
With a loud and fierce roar
But the robber of the house
All he needs is a mouse --
Oops! My hallway is flooded with gore.

Elephants, not lions, are afraid of mice

 

Elephants, not lions, are afraid of mice
Penguins never stop to think twice

 

Elephants, not lions, are afraid of mice
Penguins never stop to think twice
While foxes think they're sly

 

Elephants, not lions, are afraid of mice
Penguins never stop to think twice
While foxes think they're sly
A mouse can make them cry

 

Elephants, not lions, are afraid of mice
Penguins never stop to think twice
While foxes think they're sly
A mouse can make them cry
If they are seasoned with too much spice

 

A snake eats mice whole

 

A snake eats mice whole
But Penguins prefer casserole

 

A snake eats mice whole
But Penguins prefer casserole
With fish, squid and krill

 

A snake eats mice whole
But Penguins prefer casserole
With fish, squid and krill
It's a delight to get one's fill.

 

A snake eats mice whole
But Penguins prefer casserole
With fish, squid and krill
It's a delight to get one's fill.
Without resorting to mice, rats and vole.

Do penguins like to eat squid?

 

Do penguins like to eat squid?
Raw, uncooked, underdid?