Let's Write Some Limericks

Dad liked to do things in proper order

 

Dad liked to do things in proper order
Chronic OCD? He was on the border

 

Dad liked to do things in proper order
Chronic OCD? He was on the border
"Alphabetical!", he'd say.
"CDO is my way".

(opps, I added an extra line, but it rhymed so well!)
(feel free to redact some or all of my submission)

 

Dad liked to do things in proper order
Chronic OCD? He was on the border
"Alphabetical!", he'd say.
"CDO is my way"
Was this the result of being a Crown Court recorder?


Justice is blind or so the saying goes

 

Justice is blind or so the saying goes
"Money Talks" is also common prose

 

Justice is blind or so the saying goes
"Money Talks" is also common prose
So Dad slipped the blind judge some cash

 

Justice is blind or so the saying goes
"Money Talks" is also common prose
So Dad slipped the blind judge some cash
When charged with dealing in hash

 

Justice is blind or so the saying goes
"Money Talks" is also common prose
So Dad slipped the blind judge some cash
When charged with dealing in hash
The outcome? An acquittal was imposed.

 

Granny Mildred had a cat named Fido

 

Granny Mildred had a cat named Fido
Uncommon name for a cat, you know

 

Granny Mildred had a cat named Fido
Uncommon name for a cat, you know
And her turtle’s named Fluffy

 

Granny Mildred had a cat named Fido
Uncommon name for a cat, you know
And her turtle’s named Fluffy
While the pitbull was Puffy

 

Granny Mildred had a cat named Fido
Uncommon name for a cat, you know
And her turtle’s named Fluffy
While the pitbull was Puffy
And between them they've adopted a crow.


A crows distant cousin is the magpie

 

A crows distant cousin is the magpie
Heckle and Jeckle were two that rank high

 

A crows distant cousin is the magpie
Heckle and Jeckle were two that rank high
A mischievous pair

 

A crows distant cousin is the magpie
Heckle and Jeckle were two that rank high
A mischievous pair
They’d play tricks in the air

 

A crow's distant cousin is the magpie
Heckle and Jeckle were two that rank high
A mischievous pair
They’d play tricks in the air
Looking down at us mugs from the sky


A mug is a teacup's distant cousin

 

A mug is a teacup's distant cousin
But is much better to hold a white russian

 

A mug is a teacup's distant cousin
But is much better to hold a white russian
As smooth as you like

 

A mug is a teacup's distant cousin
But is much better to hold a white russian
As smooth as you like
But stay off the turnpike