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  1. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    I'm surrounded by lots of stuffed bears
    Stuffed full of wild hares
    But the penguins are safe
     
    richgem, Mar 25, 2018
    #1301
  2. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    I'm surrounded by lots od stuffed bears
    Stuffed full of wild hairs
    But the penguins are safe
    With enough money from the Penguin Safe
     
    blondblue, Mar 25, 2018
    #1302
  3. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    I'm surrounded by lots of stuffed bears
    Stuffed full of wild hairs
    But the penguins are safe
    I don’t eat them; they’re treyf
    And my critters are home in their lairs.

    The penguins are sliding on ice
     
    Sara-s, Mar 25, 2018
    #1303
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  4. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    I'm surrounded by lots od stuffed bears
    Stuffed full of wild hairs
    But the penguins are safe
    With enough money from the Penguin Safe
    Because penguins taste worse than prickly pears
     
    Erik Redd, Mar 25, 2018
    #1304
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  5. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    The penguins are sliding on ice
    but they won't take any advice
     
    Erik Redd, Mar 25, 2018
    #1305
  6. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    The penguins are sliding on ice
    but the won't take any advice
    Certainly not from a Capitals fan :)
     
    blondblue, Mar 25, 2018
    #1306
  7. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    The penguins are sliding on ice
    but the won't take any advice
    Certainly not from a Capitals fan
    Who can't dance the cancan
     
    Erik Redd, Mar 25, 2018
    #1307
  8. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    I'm surrounded by lots of stuffed bears
    Stuffed full of wild hares
    Plus berries and bikers,
    Salmon and hikers...
    And tourists who photograph them in their lairs.
     
    Screwtape, Mar 26, 2018
    #1308
  9. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    The penguins are sliding on ice
    but they won't take any advice
    Certainly not from a Capitals fan
    Who can't dance the cancan
    While skating backwards around the rink - twice.
     
    Screwtape, Mar 26, 2018
    #1309
  10. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    My NB'18 is off to a great start
     
    Screwtape, Mar 26, 2018
    #1310
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  11. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    My NB18 is off to a great start
    Our challenge to continue is an art
     
    blondblue, Mar 27, 2018
    #1311
  12. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    My NB18 is off to a great start
    Our challenge to continue is an art
    Faced with products galore
     
    Screwtape, Apr 4, 2018
    #1312
  13. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    My NB18 is off to a great start
    Our challenge to continue is an art
    Faced with products galore
    Both online and in stores
     
    Sara-s, Apr 5, 2018
    #1313
  14. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    My NB18 is off to a great start
    Our challenge to continue is an art
    Faced with products galore
    Both online and in stores
    We remain pure and steadfast in heart.

    A consumer society is rather odd
     
    Screwtape, Apr 5, 2018
    #1314
  15. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    A consumer society is rather odd
    worshiping a selfish god
     
    Erik Redd, Apr 5, 2018
    #1315
  16. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    A consumer society is rather odd
    worshipping a selfish god:
    It's all about Me,
    Buying One to Get One Free...
     
    Screwtape, Apr 13, 2018
    #1316
  17. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    A consumer society is rather odd
    worshipping a selfish god:
    It's all about Me,
    Buying One to Get One Free...
    It’s too easy to act like a clod.


    We’re off to the dentist today
     
    Sara-s, Apr 14, 2018
    #1317
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  18. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    We’re off to the dentist today
    with teeth that have rotten away
     
    Erik Redd, Apr 14, 2018
    #1318
  19. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    We’re off to the dentist today
    with teeth that have rotten away
    There goes foxy's snarl
     
    richgem, Apr 14, 2018
    #1319
  20. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    We're off to the dentist today
    with teeth that have rotten away
    There goes foxy's snarl
    He knows eating a chocolate bar'll
     
    blondblue, Apr 14, 2018
    #1320
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