Let's Write Some Limericks

We're off to the dentist today
with teeth that have rotten away
There goes foxy's snarl
He knows eating a chocolate bar'll
Not help keep the Tooth Fairy at bay.

 

I fear I have a tapeworm

 

I fear I have a tapeworm
The thought of it's making me squirm

 

I fear I have a tapeworm
The thought of it's making me squirm
I should have avoided rare steaks

 

I fear I have a tapeworm
The thought of it's making me squirm
I should have avoided rare steaks
But in life we have those bad breaks

 

I fear I have a tapeworm
The thought of it's making me squirm
I should have avoided rare steaks
But in life we have those bad breaks
That infest us with a parasite or germ.

Eating kosher or halal was really quite smart.

 

Eating kosher or halal was really quite smart
I can't comment on this particular art

 

Eating kosher or halal was really quite smart
I can't comment on this particular art
But with trichinosis in pigs

 

Eating kosher or halal was really quite smart
I can't comment on this particular art
But with trichinosis in pigs
Less tricky than a boson for Higgs

 

Eating kosher or halal was really quite smart
I can't comment on this particular art
But with trichinosis in pigs
Less tricky than a boson for Higgs
Was just to forbid eating any pig parts

Sugar, milk and caffeine -- three foodstuffs in one cup

 

Sugar, milk and caffeine-three foodstuffs in one cup
Three items which will definitely keep you up

 

Sugar, milk and caffeine-three foodstuffs in one cup
Three items which will definitely keep you up
Whether coffee or tea

 

Sugar, milk and caffeine-three foodstuffs in one cup
Three items which will definitely keep you up
Whether coffee or tea
A latte or milk free

 

Sugar, milk and caffeine-three foodstuffs in one cup
Three items which will definitely keep you up
Whether coffee or tea
A latte or milk free
Once consumed I’m alert as a pup.

It’s finally pleasant outside

 

It’s finally pleasant outside
Jump on your bike, go for a ride

 

It's finally pleasant outside
Jump on your bike, go for a ride
Drive with the windows down

 

It's finally pleasant outside
Jump on your bike, go for a ride
Drive with the windows down
And get rid of the frown

 

It's finally pleasant outside
Jump on your bike, go for a ride
Drive with the windows down
And get rid of the frown
The Outdoors is now green, warm and wide.

A wonderful invention was the bike

 

A wonderful invention was the bike
Along with its cousin, the trike

 

A wonderful invention was the bike
Along with its cousin, the trike
On pneumatic tyres