A wonderful invention was the bike Along with its cousin, the trike On pneumatic tyres With spokes made of wires
A wonderful invention was the bike Along with its cousin, the trike On pneumatic tyres With spokes made of wires Just try not to ride on a spike Throwing the javelin wasn't my thing
Throwing the javelin wasn't my thing but catching them tended to sting My Dad was a javelin catcher despite his diminutive stature
Throwing the javelin wasn't my thing but catching them tended to sting My Dad was a javelin catcher despite his diminutive stature He could catch whatever you’d fling. The neighbor’s grass always seems greener.
The neighbor’s grass always seems greener Even though their dog is a wiener Dachsunds are hard on grass
The neighbor’s grass always seems greener Even though their dog is a wiener Dachsunds are hard on grass On acid, just dumbass
The neighbor’s grass always seems greener Even though their dog is a wiener Dachsunds are hard on grass On acid, just dumbass And tequila just makes them meaner It's great being dolphin smooth
It's great being dolphin smooth Use aloe vera gel to soothe After a good sharp blade That cuts but doesn't abrade
It's great being dolphin smooth Use aloe vera gel to soothe After a good sharp blade That cuts but doesn't abrade Sound advice from John Wilkes Booth Finding a rhyme for smooth is hard
Finding a rhyme for smooth is hard Even if you’re quite the bard Orange is even worse It will wreck most any verse
Finding a rhyme for smooth is hard Even if you're quite the bard Orange is even worse It will wreck any verse If you think these tasks are easy, they're hard Watched the Derby yesterday
Watched the Derby yesterday As still as a mouse the hat did stay Rapt as horses ran fast The hat joke came last
