Let's Write Some Limericks

Discussion in 'The Chatterbox' started by wristwatchb, Nov 23, 2017.

  1. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    The scandal! :eek:
     
  2. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    The best looking mammal is a fox
    It looks kinda better than an ox
     
  3. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    aaaaah, there ya go again, cutting off the rhythm. :prrr: (course now that I read all you said about the scandal, I must say you made good sense-fact, I just DID say that, nyuk nyuk)
     
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  4. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    The best looking mammal is a fox
    It looks kinda better than an ox
    Far outshining any bird



    (remember this is a family forum when rhyming with bird)
     
  5. Boru62

    Boru62 Well-Known Member

    The best looking mammal is a fox
    It looks kinda better than an ox
    Far outshining any bird
    But we all know bird is the word
     
  6. brit

    brit Well-Known Member

    or a senior with sandals and socks.


    fall is time to play darts..
     
  7. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    fall is time to play darts..
    A game with few moving parts
     
  8. Boru62

    Boru62 Well-Known Member

    fall is time to play darts..
    A game with few moving parts
    Just aim the arrow
     
  9. brit

    brit Well-Known Member

    and end with a narrow,
     
  10. Boru62

    Boru62 Well-Known Member

    fall is time to play darts..
    A game with few moving parts
    Just aim the arrow
    and end with a narrow,
    Then your score will be off the charts


    Agincourt was won by the longbow
     
  11. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    Agincourt was won by the longbow
    But at Formigny, French cannons did blow
     
  12. Boru62

    Boru62 Well-Known Member

    Agincourt was won by the longbow
    But at Formigny, French cannons did blow
    They blew here and there
     
  13. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Agincourt was won by the longbow
    But at Formigny, French cannons did blow
    They blew here and there
    All around us, mon Cher
     
  14. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    Agincourt was won by the longbow
    But at Formigny, French cannons did blow
    They blew here and there
    All around us, mon Cher
    And forced the English to go
     
  15. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    Though it's called the Hundred Years War
     
  16. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    Though it's called the Hundred Years War
    It was really six years more.
     
  17. Boru62

    Boru62 Well-Known Member

    Though it's called the Hundred Years War
    It was really six years more.
    Bloody and sad
     
  18. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    Though it's called the Hundred Years War
    It was really six years more
    Bloody and sad
    Too long, a tad
     
  19. Boru62

    Boru62 Well-Known Member

    Though it's called the Hundred Years War
    It was really six years more
    Bloody and sad
    Too long, a tad
    And Europe was shook to the core


    He sang, war, huh, what is it good for?
     
  20. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    He sang, war, huh, what is it good for?
    Absolutely nothing, according to the score.
     

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