Let's Write Some Limericks

Discussion in 'The Chatterbox' started by wristwatchb, Nov 23, 2017.

  1. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    He sang, war, huh, what is it good for?
    Absolutely nothing, according to the score
    Oh No, there's got to be a better way
     
  2. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    He sang, war, huh, what is it good for?
    Absolutely nothing, according to the score
    Oh No, there's got to be a better way
    To build our lives every day
     
  3. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    He sang, war, huh, what is it good for?
    Absolutely nothing, according to the score
    Oh No, there's got to be a better way
    To build our lives every day
    Thus he sang about peace, in 4/4.

    The lion lay down with the lamb
     
  4. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    The lion lay down with the lamb
    for a snack with a nice side of ham
     
  5. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    The lion lay down with the lamb
    for a snack with a nice side of ham
    some sausage and kippers
    plus cod fish and chippers
     
  6. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    The lion lay down with the lamb
    for a snack with a nice side of ham
    some sausage and kippers
    plus cod fish and chippers
    All of which beat the heck out of Spam.

    There once was a reindeer named Lou
     
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  7. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    There once was a reindeer named Lou
    And he was a handsome one, too
     
  8. Boru62

    Boru62 Well-Known Member

    There once was a reindeer named Lou
    And he was a handsome one, too
    Overlooked by Santa
     
  9. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    There once was a reindeer named Lou
    And he was a handsome one, too
    Overlooked by Santa
    Then lost in Atlanta
     
  10. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    There once was a reindeer named Lou
    And he was a handsome one, too
    Overlooked by Santa
    Then lost in Atlanta
    He looked great in a pink tutu
     
  11. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    There once was a tapeworm named Al
     
  12. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    There once was a tapeworm named Al
    Who decided one day to look for a gal
     
  13. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    There once was a tapeworm named Al
    Who decided one day to look for a gal
    But determining a tapeworm's sex
     
  14. brit

    brit Well-Known Member

    without wearing specks
     
  15. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    There once was a tapeworm named Al
    Who decided one day to look for a gal
    But determining a tapeworm's sex
    without wearing specks
    Doesn’t work, so Al just got a pal.

    It was snowing one November day
     
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  16. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    It was snowing one November day
    Perhaps a little early for snow, I'd say
     
  17. PLAla

    PLAla Bit Shy of a Full Puck

    It was snowing one November day
    Perhaps a little early for snow, I'd say
    But with a cold water shave
     
  18. brit

    brit Well-Known Member

    and hot water we save
     
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  19. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    In a lather bowl made out of clay.


    An astronomer looked at the sky
     
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  20. brit

    brit Well-Known Member

    and a a bird swooped and pooped in his eye
     
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