Penelope hated Old Spice

Penelope hated Old Spice,
But the Veg would more than suffice.

Penelope hated Old Spice,
But the Veg would more than suffice.
When worn by her beau

Penelope hated Old Spice,
But the Veg would more than suffice.
When worn by her beau
In her heart she would know

Penelope hated Old Spice,
But the Veg would more than suffice.
When worn by her beau
While he ran the backhoe

AHH!
I was a second too late

I considered “aglow” also

Penelope hated Old Spice,
But the Veg would more than suffice.
When worn by her beau
In her heart she would know,
But Momma told her to think twice.

Bravo! Bravo!

'Tis a fool's errand, they say...

'Tis a fool's errand, they say..
To shave in the middle of the day

'Tis a fool's errand, they say..
To shave in the middle of the day
Except for a date

'Tis a fool's errand, they say..
To shave in the middle of the day
Except for a date
when looking for a mate

'Tis a fool's errand, they say..
To shave in the middle of the day
Except for a date
when looking for a mate
...A BBS face sure can pay!

A besotted old plumber named Corny

A besotted old plumber named Corny
That squatted too long and got sore knee.

A besotted old plumber named Corny
That squatted too long and got sore knee
For he needed a chair

A besotted old plumber named Corny
That squatted too long and got sore knee
For he needed a chair
His joints worse for the wear

A besotted old plumber named Corny
That squatted too long and got sore knee
For he needed a chair
His joints worse for the wear
'Cause his quaffing of beer made him portly.

Gwendolyn loved Hai Karate