Let's Write Some Limericks

Discussion in 'The Chatterbox' started by wristwatchb, Nov 23, 2017.

  1. Ursa

    Ursa Well-Known Member

    Penelope hated Old Spice
     
  2. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    Penelope hated Old Spice,
    But the Veg would more than suffice.
     
  3. Ursa

    Ursa Well-Known Member

    Penelope hated Old Spice,
    But the Veg would more than suffice.
    When worn by her beau
     
  4. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Penelope hated Old Spice,
    But the Veg would more than suffice.
    When worn by her beau
    In her heart she would know
     
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  5. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    Penelope hated Old Spice,
    But the Veg would more than suffice.
    When worn by her beau
    While he ran the backhoe
     
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  6. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    AHH!
    I was a second too late
     
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  7. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    I considered “aglow” also
     
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  8. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    Penelope hated Old Spice,
    But the Veg would more than suffice.
    When worn by her beau
    In her heart she would know,
    But Momma told her to think twice.
     
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  9. Ursa

    Ursa Well-Known Member

    Bravo! Bravo!
     
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  10. Ursa

    Ursa Well-Known Member

    'Tis a fool's errand, they say...
     
  11. wchnu

    wchnu Duck Season!

    'Tis a fool's errand, they say..
    To shave in the middle of the day
     
  12. Ursa

    Ursa Well-Known Member

    'Tis a fool's errand, they say..
    To shave in the middle of the day
    Except for a date
     
  13. wchnu

    wchnu Duck Season!

    'Tis a fool's errand, they say..
    To shave in the middle of the day
    Except for a date
    when looking for a mate
     
  14. Ursa

    Ursa Well-Known Member

    'Tis a fool's errand, they say..
    To shave in the middle of the day
    Except for a date
    when looking for a mate
    ...A BBS face sure can pay!
     
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  15. Ursa

    Ursa Well-Known Member

    A besotted old plumber named Corny
     
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  16. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    A besotted old plumber named Corny
    That squatted too long and got sore knee.
     
  17. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    A besotted old plumber named Corny
    That squatted too long and got sore knee
    For he needed a chair
     
  18. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    A besotted old plumber named Corny
    That squatted too long and got sore knee
    For he needed a chair
    His joints worse for the wear
     
  19. Ursa

    Ursa Well-Known Member

    A besotted old plumber named Corny
    That squatted too long and got sore knee
    For he needed a chair
    His joints worse for the wear
    'Cause his quaffing of beer made him portly.
     
  20. Ursa

    Ursa Well-Known Member

    Gwendolyn loved Hai Karate
     

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