Limericks

'Tis a fool's errand, they say..
To shave in the middle of the day
Except for a date
when looking for a mate

 

'Tis a fool's errand, they say..
To shave in the middle of the day
Except for a date
when looking for a mate
...A BBS face sure can pay!

 

A besotted old plumber named Corny

 

A besotted old plumber named Corny
That squatted too long and got sore knee.

 

A besotted old plumber named Corny
That squatted too long and got sore knee
For he needed a chair

 

A besotted old plumber named Corny
That squatted too long and got sore knee
For he needed a chair
His joints worse for the wear

 

A besotted old plumber named Corny
That squatted too long and got sore knee
For he needed a chair
His joints worse for the wear
'Cause his quaffing of beer made him portly.

 

Gwendolyn loved Hai Karate

 

Gwendolyn loved Hai Karate
Everyone thought she was dotty

 

Gwendolyn loved Hai Karate
Everyone thought she was dotty
She lived upwind of Stu

 

Gwendolyn loved Hai Karate
Everyone thought she was dotty
She lived upwind of Stu
Whose scent is like a loo

 

Gwendolyn loved Hai Karate
Everyone thought she was dotty
She lived upwind of Stu
Whose scent is like a loo
Of him she had zero thoughts naughty

 

Jezebel smokes Dunhill cigs

 

Jezebel smokes Dunhill cigs
But she manages offshore oil rigs

 

Jezebel smokes Dunhill cigs
But she manages offshore oil rigs
When she flicks her Bic

 

Jezebel smokes Dunhill cigs
but she manages offshore oil rigs
When she flicks her Bic
to her tobacco stick

 

that's the last of Jez and her rig.

 

Once a dapper young man named DaVon

 

Once a dapper young man named DaVon
Debated which hat to put on

 

That the last time I ever end a line with 'cigs'...