Limericks

Discussion in 'The Chatterbox' started by wristwatchb, Nov 23, 2017.

  1. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    Georgie Porgie pudding and pie
    Kicked a girl and made her cry
    pulled her finger,poked her eye
    Got assault charges, now Georgie cry.
     
  2. Ursa

    Ursa Well-Known Member

    Chauncey, the leprechaun boy
     
  3. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Chauncey, the leprechaun boy
    Thought a rainbow was life's greatest joy
     
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  4. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    Chauncey, the leprechaun boy
    Thought a rainbow was life's greatest joy
    One spring morning after it rained
     
  5. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    *alternate version

    Chauncey, the leprechaun boy
    Thought a rainbow was life's greatest joy
    One spring morning after a shower
     
  6. Ursa

    Ursa Well-Known Member

    Chauncey, the leprechaun boy
    Thought a rainbow was life's greatest joy
    One spring morning after a shower
    Colors flared for nearly an hour
    For Chauncey, 'twas The Real McCoy!
    :happy093:
     
    Last edited: Nov 6, 2020
  7. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    A hep cat named Sammy Davis
     
  8. Ursa

    Ursa Well-Known Member

    A hep cat named Sammy Davis
    Sang in a show in Las Vegas
     
  9. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    A hep cat named Sammy Davis
    Sang in a show in Las Vegas
    His voice was a dream
     
  10. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    A hep cat named Sammy Davis
    Sang in a show in Las Vegas
    His voice was a dream
    The girls, they did scream
     
  11. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    A hep cat named Sammy Davis
    Sang in a show in Las Vegas
    His voice was a dream
    The girls, they did scream
    and Frank did the mob some fayvas
     
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  12. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    Witch Wanda had a lightning fast broom
     
  13. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Witch Wanda had a lightning fast broom
    All ‘round the sky she did zoom
     
  14. brit

    brit in a box

    Witch Wanda had a lightning fast broom
    All ‘round the sky she did zoom
    "i'm melting" she said
     
  15. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    Witch Wanda had a lightning fast broom
    All ‘round the sky she did zoom
    "i'm melting" she said
    while craving shoes that were red
     
  16. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Witch Wanda had a lightning fast broom
    All ‘round the sky she did zoom
    "i'm melting" she said
    craving shoes that were red,
    But the shoes were the source of her doom.
     
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  17. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    Bill Jackson(him again?)played shortstop in baseball
     
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  18. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    Bill Jackson(him again?)played shortstop in baseball
    Dave Saxson (who?) played outfield in Montreal
     
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  19. Ursa

    Ursa Well-Known Member

    Bill Jackson(him again?)played shortstop in baseball
    Dave Saxson (who?) played outfield in Montreal
    But Bill's bat went cold
     
  20. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    Bill Jackson(him again?)played shortstop in baseball
    Dave Saxson (who?) played outfield in Montreal
    But Bill's bat went cold
    When the team got sold
     

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