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  1. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Gwendolyn loved Hai Karate
    Everyone thought she was dotty
     
    Sara-s, Oct 12, 2020
    #1561
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  2. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    Gwendolyn loved Hai Karate
    Everyone thought she was dotty
    She lived upwind of Stu
     
    wristwatchb, Oct 12, 2020
    #1562
  3. americanshamrock

    americanshamrock Let's Make a Deal! Staff Member

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    Gwendolyn loved Hai Karate
    Everyone thought she was dotty
    She lived upwind of Stu
    Whose scent is like a loo
     
    americanshamrock, Oct 12, 2020
    #1563
  4. Ursa

    Ursa Well-Known Member

    Gwendolyn loved Hai Karate
    Everyone thought she was dotty
    She lived upwind of Stu
    Whose scent is like a loo
    Of him she had zero thoughts naughty
     
    Ursa, Oct 13, 2020
    #1564
  5. Ursa

    Ursa Well-Known Member

    Jezebel smokes Dunhill cigs
     
    Ursa, Oct 13, 2020
    #1565
  6. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Jezebel smokes Dunhill cigs
    But she manages offshore oil rigs
     
    Sara-s, Oct 13, 2020
    #1566
  7. Ursa

    Ursa Well-Known Member

    Jezebel smokes Dunhill cigs
    But she manages offshore oil rigs
    When she flicks her Bic
     
    Last edited: Oct 13, 2020
    Ursa, Oct 13, 2020
    #1567
  8. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    Jezebel smokes Dunhill cigs
    but she manages offshore oil rigs
    When she flicks her Bic
    to her tobacco stick
     
    John Beeman, Oct 15, 2020
    #1568
  9. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    that's the last of Jez and her rig.
     
    gorgo2, Oct 15, 2020
    #1569
  10. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    Once a dapper young man named DaVon
     
    gorgo2, Oct 15, 2020
    #1570
  11. Ursa

    Ursa Well-Known Member

    Once a dapper young man named DaVon
    Debated which hat to put on
     
    Ursa, Oct 15, 2020
    #1571
  12. Ursa

    Ursa Well-Known Member

    That the last time I ever end a line with 'cigs'... :ban:
     
    Ursa, Oct 15, 2020
    #1572
  13. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    Once a dapper young man named DaVon
    Debated which hat to put on.
    He went for the beanie
     
    wristwatchb, Oct 15, 2020
    #1573
  14. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Once a dapper young man named DaVon
    Debated which hat to put on.
    He went for the beanie
    But he looked like a Genii
     
    Sara-s, Oct 16, 2020
    #1574
  15. Ursa

    Ursa Well-Known Member

    Once a dapper young man named DaVon
    Debated which hat to put on.
    He went for the beanie
    But he looked like a Genii
    It induced his young lady to yawn
     
    Ursa, Oct 16, 2020
    #1575
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  16. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    My shoe has a hole in the heel.
     
    John Beeman, Oct 16, 2020
    #1576
  17. Ursa

    Ursa Well-Known Member

    My shoe has a hole in the heel.
    So much for its watertight seal.
     
    Ursa, Oct 16, 2020
    #1577
  18. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    My shoe has a hole in the heel.
    So much for its watertight seal.
    I tend to pronate
     
    wristwatchb, Oct 17, 2020
    #1578
  19. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    My shoe has a hole in the heel.
    So much for its watertight seal.
    I tend to pronate
    Which makes me run late
     
    John Beeman, Oct 17, 2020
    #1579
  20. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    My shoe has a hole in the heel.
    So much for its watertight seal.
    I tend to pronate
    Which makes me run late
    Now I've slipped on a banana peel.
     
    gorgo2, Oct 17, 2020
    #1580
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