Let's Write Some Limericks

Discussion in 'The Chatterbox' started by wristwatchb, Nov 23, 2017.

  1. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    There once was a Mel named Brooks
    Who wrote funny movies and books
    World history and space,
    And Frankenstein's place
     
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  2. SharptoothC

    SharptoothC I bite..........

    There once was a Mel named Brooks
    Who wrote funny movies and books
    World history and space,
    And Frankenstein's place
    And a Schwartz that's bigger than it looks.

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  3. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    :happy096:
     
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  4. SharptoothC

    SharptoothC I bite..........

    There was once an adventurer named Morty

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  5. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    There was once an adventurer named Morty
    Who recently just turned forty
     
  6. SharptoothC

    SharptoothC I bite..........

    There was once an adventurer named Morty
    Who recently just turned forty
    For a birthday surprise

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  7. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    There was once an adventurer named Morty
    Who recently just turned forty
    For a birthday surprise
    He put on a disguise
     
  8. SharptoothC

    SharptoothC I bite..........

    There was once an adventurer named Morty
    Who recently just turned forty
    For a birthday surprise
    He put on a disguise
    And went out as Professor Moriarty.

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  9. SharptoothC

    SharptoothC I bite..........

    There was a nice place called The Shave Den

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  10. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    There was a nice place called The Shave Den
    which caused consternation for the hens
     
  11. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    There once was a Mel named Brooks
    Who wrote funny movies and books
    World history and space
    Pleasing the human race
     
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  12. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    There was a nice place called The Shave Den
    Which caused consternation for the hens
    But not for THIS man
     
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  13. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    ahhh, you beat me to it again....I'm losin it here lol
     
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  14. SharptoothC

    SharptoothC I bite..........

    There was a nice place called The Shave Den
    Which caused consternation for the hens
    But not for THIS man
    Who had a No-Buy '18 plan

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  15. americanshamrock

    americanshamrock Let's Make a Deal! Staff Member

    Moderator
    There was a nice place called The Shave Den
    Which caused consternation for the hens
    But not for THIS man
    Who had a No-Buy '18 plan
    And wet shaving might save money then
     
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  16. americanshamrock

    americanshamrock Let's Make a Deal! Staff Member

    Moderator
    In the speech of his time, did the Bard
     
  17. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    In the speech of his time, did the Bard
    plays and poems for students make hard
     
  18. FatherofSquirrel

    FatherofSquirrel A right jolly old elf

    In the speech of his time, did the Bard
    plays and poems for students make hard
    Quoted in movies and books
     
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  19. BaylorGator

    BaylorGator MISTER Fancypants

    In the speech of his time, did the Bard
    plays and poems for students make hard
    Quoted in movies and books
    And despite his good looks
     
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  20. FatherofSquirrel

    FatherofSquirrel A right jolly old elf

    In the speech of his time, did the Bard
    plays and poems for students make hard
    Quoted in movies and books
    And despite his good looks
    Tis' rumored he likes his penguin charred
     

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