Limericks

Discussion in 'The Chatterbox' started by wristwatchb, Nov 23, 2017.

  1. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    I scored some fancy new oxfords
    And ooh, they're comfy beyond words.
    They're so nice, in fact,
    The gals they attract
     
  2. Ursa

    Ursa Well-Known Member

    I scored some fancy new oxfords
    And ooh, they're comfy beyond words.
    They're so nice, in fact,
    The gals they attract
    Are those wealthy ones from the suburbs
     
  3. Ursa

    Ursa Well-Known Member

    Ol' Elmer was prone to break wind
     
  4. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    Ol' Elmer was prone to break wind
    but Elmer had an identical twin
     
  5. SharptoothC

    SharptoothC I bite..........

    Ol' Elmer was prone to break wind
    but Elmer had an identical twin
    Whenever one tooted
    The other one, too, did

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  6. Ursa

    Ursa Well-Known Member

    Ol' Elmer was prone to break wind
    but Elmer had an identical twin
    Whenever one tooted
    The other one, too, did
    An' they always blamed each other, then
     
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  7. Ursa

    Ursa Well-Known Member

    Cedric drove old British cars
     
  8. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    Cedric drove old British cars
    As he frequented taverns and bars
     
  9. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    Cedric drove old British cars
    As he frequented taverns and bars
    He favored a black Riley
     
  10. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    Cedric drove old British cars
    as he frequented taverns and bars
    He favored a black Riley
    but an ol' mate named Smiley
     
  11. Ursa

    Ursa Well-Known Member

    Cedric drove old British cars
    as he frequented taverns and bars
    He favored a black Riley
    but an ol' mate named Smiley
    One-upped him with fancy Jaguars
     
  12. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    Ethel, a cantankerous coot,
     
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  13. Ursa

    Ursa Well-Known Member

    Ethel, a cantankerous old coot,
    Had a great big pimple on her snoot
     
  14. SharptoothC

    SharptoothC I bite..........

    Ethel, a cantankerous old coot,
    Had a great big pimple on her snoot
    But one day it popped

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  15. Ursa

    Ursa Well-Known Member

    Ethel, a cantankerous old coot,
    Had a great big pimple on her snoot
    But one day it popped
    And once the drainage stopped
     
  16. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    Ethel, a cantankerous old coot,
    Had a great big pimple on her snoot
    But one day it popped
    And once the drainage stopped
    She discovered a wart on her foot
     
  17. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    Three chickens ran across the road
     
  18. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    Three chickens ran across the road
    Even though they were pigeon toed.
     
  19. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    Three chickens ran across the road
    Even though they were pigeon toed.
    Two of the three were cross eyed
     
  20. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    Three chickens ran across the road
    Even though they were pigeon toed.
    Two of the three were cross eyed,
    Considered unfit to be fried.
     

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