Limericks

There once was a cat named Jack
Who had a white stripe up his back
He looked like a skunk
But who woulda thunk
Jacks eyesight could be so slack

 

There once was a pirate named Greg

 

There once was a pirate named Greg
He walked with a big wooden leg

 

There once was a pirate named Greg
He walked with a big wooden leg
Across the deck he would thunk

 

There once was a pirate named Greg
He walked with a big wooden leg
Across the deck he would thunk
Even when he was drunk

 

There once was a pirate named Greg
He walked with a big wooden leg
Across the deck he would thunk
Even when he was drunk
And tripped over rum in a keg

 

There once was a blank name of blank

 

There once was a blank name of blank
But everyone just called him by Frank

 

There once was a blank name of blank
But everyone just called him by Frank
There's a reason they did this

 

There once was a blank name of blank
But everyone just called him by Frank
There's a reason they did this
It is nobody's business

 

There once was a blank name of blank
But everyone just called him by Frank
There's a reason they did this
It is nobody's business
“Cause the truth is, his real name just stank.

 

Clyde Hooley, an ornery coot,

 

Clyde Hooley, an ornery coot
Who we all know can yodel to boot

 

Clyde Hooley, an ornery coot
Who we all know can yodel to boot
Met up with Bill Jackson one day

 

Clyde Hooley, an ornery coot
Who we all know can yodel to boot
Met up with Bill Jackson one day
To drink a pint on the way

 

Clyde Hooley, an ornery coot
Who we all know can yodel to boot
Met up with Bill Jackson one day
To drink a pint on the way
I bet that was a real hoot

 

I once knew a man named McCracken

 

I once knew a man named McCracken
Who raised a great big red dragon

 

I once knew a man named McCracken
Who raised up a great big red dragon
One night while McCracken was sleeping

 

I once knew a man named McCracken
Who raised up a great big red dragon
One night while McCracken was sleeping
The dragon was creeping