1. The bowling tournament was competitive,
    so stressful, each player took a sedative.
    They all became sleepy.
    The action turned freaky,
    Unbowlievable and vegetive.
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  2. A lady whose hair was too curly
  3. A lady whose hair was too curly
    said it made her look really squirrely
  4. A lady whose hair was too curly
    said it made her look really squirrely
    But a squirrel overheard

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  5. A lady whose hair was too curly
    said it made her look really squirrely
    But a squirrel overheard
    And said, “that’s absurd”!
  6. A lady whose hair was too curly
    said it made her look really squirrely
    But a squirrel overheard
    And said, “that’s absurd”!
    ‘Cause it made Mr. Squirrel quite surly
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  7. The detective questioned the witness
  8. The detective questioned the witness,
    Amazed with his physical fitness.
  9. The detective questioned the witness
    Amazed with his physical fitness
    The witness seemed relaxed
  10. The detective questioned the witness
    Amazed with his physical fitness
    The witness seemed relaxed
    Till his muscles all flexed

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  11. The detective questioned the witness
    Amazed with his physical fitness
    The witness seemed relaxed
    Till his muscles all flexed
    And showed the witness to be rather witless
  12. Mary Jo, out for a ride in an Olds,
  13. Mary Jo out for a ride in an Olds
    When asked her opinion of it, she withholds
  14. Mary Jo out for a ride in an Olds
    When asked her opinion of it, she withholds
    The floor's rusted out
  15. Mary Jo out for a ride in an Olds
    When asked her opinion of it, she withholds
    The floor's rusted out
    but the engine is stout
  16. Mary Jo out for a ride in an Olds
    When asked her opinion of it, she withholds
    The floor's rusted out
    but the engine is stout
    Thus because of the engine, it rolls.
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  17. Mary Jo scored a torch red T-Bird
  18. Mary Jo scoreed a red T-bird
    Others said with jealousy "Absurd!!!"
  19. Mary Jo scored a torch red T-Bird
    Others said with jealousy "Absurd!!!"
    Breaking 90 in only third gear
  20. Mary Jo scored a torch red T-Bird
    Others said with jealousy "Absurd!!!"
    Breaking 90 in only third gear
    She drove without fear