Let's Write Some Limericks

Discussion in 'The Chatterbox' started by wristwatchb, Nov 23, 2017.

  1. Ursa

    Ursa Well-Known Member

    There once was a man from Nantucket
    Couldn’t carry a tune in a bucket.
    He said with a smile
    "Yeah, my singing is vile...
     
  2. brit

    brit in a box

    There once was a man from Nantucket
    Couldn’t carry a tune in a bucket.
    He said with a smile
    "Yeah, my singing is vile...
    and my dance moves are that of a puppet
     
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  3. brit

    brit in a box

    georgie porgie pudding and pie
     
  4. Ursa

    Ursa Well-Known Member

    Georgie Porgie pudding and pie
    Kicked a girl and made her cry
     
  5. brit

    brit in a box

    Georgie Porgie pudding and pie
    Kicked a girl and made her cry
    pulled her finger,poked her eye
     
  6. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    Georgie Porgie pudding and pie
    Kicked a girl and made her cry
    pulled her finger,poked her eye
    Got assault charges, now Georgie cry.
     
  7. Ursa

    Ursa Well-Known Member

    Chauncey, the leprechaun boy
     
  8. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Chauncey, the leprechaun boy
    Thought a rainbow was life's greatest joy
     
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  9. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    Chauncey, the leprechaun boy
    Thought a rainbow was life's greatest joy
    One spring morning after it rained
     
  10. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    *alternate version

    Chauncey, the leprechaun boy
    Thought a rainbow was life's greatest joy
    One spring morning after a shower
     
  11. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    Chauncey, the leprechaun boy
    Thought a rainbow was life's greatest joy
    One spring morning after a shower
    Colors flared for nearly an hour
     
  12. Ursa

    Ursa Well-Known Member

    Chauncey, the leprechaun boy
    Thought a rainbow was life's greatest joy
    One spring morning after a shower
    Colors flared for nearly an hour
    For Chauncey, 'twas The Real McCoy!
    :happy093:
     
    Last edited: Nov 6, 2020
  13. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    A hep cat named Sammy Davis
     
  14. Ursa

    Ursa Well-Known Member

    A hep cat named Sammy Davis
    Sang in a show in Las Vegas
     
  15. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    A hep cat named Sammy Davis
    Sang in a show in Las Vegas
    His voice was a dream
     
  16. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    A hep cat named Sammy Davis
    Sang in a show in Las Vegas
    His voice was a dream
    The girls, they did scream
     
  17. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    A hep cat named Sammy Davis
    Sang in a show in Las Vegas
    His voice was a dream
    The girls, they did scream
    and Frank did the mob some fayvas
     
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  18. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    Witch Wanda had a lightning fast broom
     
  19. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Witch Wanda had a lightning fast broom
    All ‘round the sky she did zoom
     
  20. brit

    brit in a box

    Witch Wanda had a lightning fast broom
    All ‘round the sky she did zoom
    "i'm melting" she said
     

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