Let's Write Some Limericks

Discussion in 'The Chatterbox' started by wristwatchb, Nov 23, 2017.

  1. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    Witch Wanda had a lightning fast broom
    All ‘round the sky she did zoom
    "i'm melting" she said
    while craving shoes that were red
     
  2. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Witch Wanda had a lightning fast broom
    All ‘round the sky she did zoom
    "i'm melting" she said
    craving shoes that were red,
    But the shoes were the source of her doom.
     
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  3. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    Bill Jackson(him again?)played shortstop in baseball
     
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  4. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    Bill Jackson(him again?)played shortstop in baseball
    Dave Saxson (who?) played outfield in Montreal
     
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  5. Ursa

    Ursa Well-Known Member

    Bill Jackson(him again?)played shortstop in baseball
    Dave Saxson (who?) played outfield in Montreal
    But Bill's bat went cold
     
  6. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    Bill Jackson(him again?)played shortstop in baseball
    Dave Saxson (who?) played outfield in Montreal
    But Bill's bat went cold
    When the team got sold
     
  7. myles wilson

    myles wilson Well-Known Member

    There once was a man named Nero
     
  8. 9nein9

    9nein9 El Scratcho

    Bill Jackson(him again?)played shortstop in baseball
    Dave Saxson (who?) played outfield in Montreal
    But Bill's bat went cold
    When the team got sold
    End of story y'all
     
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  9. 9nein9

    9nein9 El Scratcho

    Ricky Ross raised a red rooster
     
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  10. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    (Did the driver grunt like tennis servers do? :)
     
  11. Ursa

    Ursa Well-Known Member

    Ricky Ross raised a red rooster
    Just like his Grandmama used to
     
  12. wchnu

    wchnu Duck Season!

    Ricky Ross raised a red rooster
    Just like his Grandmama used to
    To fool Col Sanders
     
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  13. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    Ricky Ross raised a red rooster
    Just like his Grandmama used to
    To fool Col Sanders
    He built a small Martian lander
    and for the rooster his own rocket booster

    (sorry, couldn't resist)
     
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  14. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    Our friend Bill Jackson was at it again
     
  15. Ursa

    Ursa Well-Known Member

    Our friend Bill Jackson was at it again
    At church, he loudly broke wind
     
  16. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    Our friend Bill Jackson was at it again
    At church, he loudly broke wind
    His wife nearly fainted
     
  17. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    Our friend Bill Jackson was at it again
    At church, he loudly broke wind
    His wife nearly fainted
    When the pew, freshly painted,
     
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  18. Ursa

    Ursa Well-Known Member

    Our friend Bill Jackson was at it again
    At church, he loudly broke wind
    His wife nearly fainted
    When the pew, freshly painted,
    Vibrated from Bill's gassy sin
     
    Last edited: Nov 22, 2020
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  19. Ursa

    Ursa Well-Known Member

    Bill Jackson was famously cheap
     
  20. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    Bill Jackson was famously cheap
    tho' his pockets were known to be deep
     

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