Witch Wanda had a lightning fast broom
All ‘round the sky she did zoom
"i'm melting" she said
while craving shoes that were red

Witch Wanda had a lightning fast broom
All ‘round the sky she did zoom
"i'm melting" she said
craving shoes that were red,
But the shoes were the source of her doom.

Bill Jackson(him again?)played shortstop in baseball

Bill Jackson(him again?)played shortstop in baseball
Dave Saxson (who?) played outfield in Montreal

Bill Jackson(him again?)played shortstop in baseball
Dave Saxson (who?) played outfield in Montreal
But Bill's bat went cold

Bill Jackson(him again?)played shortstop in baseball
Dave Saxson (who?) played outfield in Montreal
But Bill's bat went cold
When the team got sold

There once was a man named Nero

Bill Jackson(him again?)played shortstop in baseball
Dave Saxson (who?) played outfield in Montreal
But Bill's bat went cold
When the team got sold
End of story y'all

Ricky Ross raised a red rooster

(Did the driver grunt like tennis servers do?

Ricky Ross raised a red rooster
Just like his Grandmama used to

Ricky Ross raised a red rooster
Just like his Grandmama used to
To fool Col Sanders

Ricky Ross raised a red rooster
Just like his Grandmama used to
To fool Col Sanders
He built a small Martian lander
and for the rooster his own rocket booster

(sorry, couldn't resist)

Our friend Bill Jackson was at it again

Our friend Bill Jackson was at it again
At church, he loudly broke wind

Our friend Bill Jackson was at it again
At church, he loudly broke wind
His wife nearly fainted

Our friend Bill Jackson was at it again
At church, he loudly broke wind
His wife nearly fainted
When the pew, freshly painted,

Our friend Bill Jackson was at it again
At church, he loudly broke wind
His wife nearly fainted
When the pew, freshly painted,
Vibrated from Bill's gassy sin

Bill Jackson was famously cheap

Bill Jackson was famously cheap
tho' his pockets were known to be deep