Clyde Hooley, an ornery coot Who we all know can yodel to boot Met up with Bill Jackson one day To drink a pint on the way
Clyde Hooley, an ornery coot Who we all know can yodel to boot Met up with Bill Jackson one day To drink a pint on the way I bet that was a real hoot
I once knew a man named McCracken Who raised up a great big red dragon One night while McCracken was sleeping
I once knew a man named McCracken Who raised up a great big red dragon One night while McCracken was sleeping The dragon was creeping
I once knew a man named McCracken Who raised up a great big red dragon One night while McCracken was sleeping The dragon was creeping And broke McCrackens red wagon
Fuzzy prefers single edge and kept them so shiny with Pledge Though he doesn't shim blades His shave gets great grades
Fuzzy prefers single edge and kept them so shiny with Pledge Though he doesn't shim blades His shave gets great grades On Tuesdays when he shaves with the wedge .
Fast Freddy was the fastest in town The cops would eye him and frown He could run like the wind 'Til his pants came unpinned
Fast Freddy was the fastest in town The cops would eye him and frown He could run like the wind 'Til his pants came unpinned And send him crashing down.