Clyde Hooley, an ornery coot
Who we all know can yodel to boot
Met up with Bill Jackson one day
To drink a pint on the way

Clyde Hooley, an ornery coot
Who we all know can yodel to boot
Met up with Bill Jackson one day
To drink a pint on the way
I bet that was a real hoot

I once knew a man named McCracken

I once knew a man named McCracken
Who raised a great big red dragon

I once knew a man named McCracken
Who raised up a great big red dragon
One night while McCracken was sleeping

I once knew a man named McCracken
Who raised up a great big red dragon
One night while McCracken was sleeping
The dragon was creeping

I once knew a man named McCracken
Who raised up a great big red dragon
One night while McCracken was sleeping
The dragon was creeping
And broke McCrackens red wagon

Fuzzy prefers single edge

Fuzzy prefers single edge
and kept them oh so shiny with Pledge

Fuzzy prefers single edge
and kept them oh so shiny with Pledge
Though he doesn't shim his blades

Fuzzy prefers single edge
and kept them so shiny with Pledge
Though he doesn't shim blades
His shave gets great grades

Fuzzy prefers single edge
and kept them so shiny with Pledge
Though he doesn't shim blades
His shave gets great grades
On Tuesdays when he shaves with the wedge .

Fast Freddy was the fastest in town

Fast Freddy was the fastest in town
The cops would eye him and frown

Fast Freddy was the fastest in town
The cops would eye him and frown
He could run like the wind

Fast Freddy was the fastest in town
The cops would eye him and frown
He could run like the wind
'Til his pants came unpinned

Fast Freddy was the fastest in town
The cops would eye him and frown
He could run like the wind
'Til his pants came unpinned
And send him crashing down.

Little Larry liked lemon lollipops

Little Larry liked lemon lollipops
But didn't care much for gumdrops

Little Larry liked lemon lollipops
But didn't care much for gumdrops
One day while slurping a sucker