Little Larry liked lemon lollipops
But didn't care much for gumdrops
One day while slurping a sucker
His lips sure did pucker

Little Larry liked lemon lollipops
But didn't care much for gumdrops
One day while slurping a sucker
His lips sure did pucker
From an IPA pop maxed out with hops

I cannot decide between lager or ale

I cannot decide between lager or ale
cold filter brewed,dark or pale

I cannot decide between lager or ale
cold filter brewed,dark or pale
When my palate is dry

I cannot decide between lager or ale
cold filter brewed,dark or pale
When my palate is dry
and my ambitions aren't high

I cannot decide between lager or ale
cold filter brewed,dark or pale
When my palate is dry
and my ambitions aren't high
i'll get loaded and wait for the mail..

The post office is running behind

The post office is running behind
And yes, people really do mind

The post office is running behind
And yes, people really do mind
Theres no excuse for being late

The post office is running behind
And yes, people really do mind
Theres no excuse for being late
to drag it out and make us wait
want your raise? we''ll pay you back in kind..

Bill Jackson sure had a tough year

Bill Jackson sure had a tough year
The brewery, it ran dry of beer

Bill Jackson sure had a tough year
The brewery, it ran dry of beer
Then his dog ran away

Bill Jackson sure had a tough year
The brewery, it ran dry of beer
Then his dog ran away
Luckily the dog has a microchip(YAY)

Bill Jackson sure had a tough year
The brewery, it ran dry of beer
Then his dog ran away
There’s a microchip(YAY)
Dog is home and he let out a cheer.

My cousin bought a house in Kentucky

My cousin bought a house in Kentucky
The price was right; he was lucky

My cousin bought a house in Kentucky
The price was right; he was lucky
Until a tornado

My cousin bought a house in Kentucky
The price was right; he was lucky
Until a tornado
Wiped out his patch of tomatoes