Bugs said, "enough is enough!"
Daffy, just get off your duff!
We are going to gather some mud
An' pay back ol' Fudd

Bugs said, "enough is enough!"
Daffy, just get off your duff!
We are going to gather some mud
An' pay back ol' Fudd
We have pictures of Fudd in the buff

Wile E Coyote can't catch the Road Runner

Wile E Coyote can't catch the Road Runner
So he went out and hired a Marine gunner

Wile E Coyote can't catch the Road Runner
So he went out and hired a Marine gunner
Armed with Acme's best gear

Wile E Coyote can't catch the Road Runner
So he went out and hired a Marine gunner
Armed with Acme's best gear
flame thrower and spear
cooking bird just got much funner

I bought a horse of a different color

I bought a horse of a different color
Because my old horse was much duller.

I bought a horse of a different color
Because my old horse was much duller.
He smelled like a goat

I bought a horse of a different color
Because my old horse was much duller.
He smelled like a goat
Burdocks matted his coat

I bought a horse of a different color
Because my old horse was much duller.
He smelled like a goat
Burdocks matted his coat
But he could outrun the law like no other.

I often light a nice big cigar

I often light a nice big cigar
But my wife hates the smell in the car.

I often light a nice big cigar
But my wife hates the smell in the car.
No more does she complain

I often light a nice big cigar
But my wife hates the smell in the car.
No more does she complain
because her stinky Great Dane

I often light a nice big cigar
But my wife hates the smell in the car.
No more does she complain
because her stinky Great Dane
Brought her a rose in a jar.

I bought my dog a trampoline

I bought my dog a trampoline
Featured in an old magazine

I bought my dog a trampoline
Featured in an old magazine
Some assembly required

I bought my dog a trampoline
Featured in an old magazine
Some assembly required
All the springs tightly wired