I bought my dog a trampoline Featured in an old magazine Some assembly required All the springs tightly wired Once a fat dog but now he is lean
Tuesday nights I take out the trash Wednesday morning I count out the cash Thursday, off to the store
Tuesday nights I take out the trash Wednesday morning I count out the cash Thursday, off to the store before I mop the floor
Tuesday nights I take out the trash Wednesday morning I count out the cash Thursday, off to the store before I mop the floor All this work is giving me a rash
I lost the coin toss fair and square The coin went so high in the air I didn't see it come down But after it bounced around
I lost the coin toss fair and square The coin went so high in the air I didn't see it come down But after it bounced around I then said goodbye to my hair
I bought a car oh what a piece of junk the second time I drove it I heard a loud clunk I was not in the mood to check under the hood but found a body wrapped up in the trunk.
I bought a car--oh, what a piece of junk the second time I drove it I heard a loud clunk As the muffler fell off
I bought a car--oh, what a piece of junk the second time I drove it I heard a loud clunk As the muffler fell off And let out a cough
I bought a car--oh, what a piece of junk the second time I drove it I heard a loud clunk As the muffler fell off And let out a cough My hopes and dreams were sunk