Let's Write Some Limericks

Discussion in 'The Chatterbox' started by wristwatchb, Nov 23, 2017.

  1. 9nein9

    9nein9 Guest

    I bought my dog a trampoline
    Featured in an old magazine
    Some assembly required
    All the springs tightly wired
    Once a fat dog but now he is lean
     
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  2. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    Tuesday nights I take out the trash
     
  3. 9nein9

    9nein9 Guest

    Tuesday nights I take out the trash
    Wednesday morning I count out the cash
     
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  4. Ursa

    Ursa Well-Known Member

    Tuesday nights I take out the trash
    Wednesday morning I count out the cash
    Thursday, off to the store
     
  5. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    Tuesday nights I take out the trash
    Wednesday morning I count out the cash
    Thursday, off to the store
    before I mop the floor
     
  6. 9nein9

    9nein9 Guest

    Tuesday nights I take out the trash
    Wednesday morning I count out the cash
    Thursday, off to the store
    before I mop the floor
    All this work is giving me a rash
     
  7. 9nein9

    9nein9 Guest

    I lost the coin toss fair and square
     
  8. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    I lost the coin toss fair and square
    The coin went so high in the air
     
  9. 9nein9

    9nein9 Guest

    I lost the coin toss fair and square
    The coin went so high in the air
    I didn't see it come down
     
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  10. Ursa

    Ursa Well-Known Member

    I lost the coin toss fair and square
    The coin went so high in the air
    I didn't see it come down
    But after it bounced around
     
  11. 9nein9

    9nein9 Guest

    I lost the coin toss fair and square
    The coin went so high in the air
    I didn't see it come down
    But after it bounced around
    I then said goodbye to my hair
     
  12. 9nein9

    9nein9 Guest

    I bought a car oh what a piece of junk
     
  13. Ursa

    Ursa Well-Known Member

    I bought a car--oh, what a piece of junk
    Of cigar smoke and burnt oil it stunk
     
  14. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    I bought a car oh what a piece of junk
    the second time I drove it I heard a loud clunk
     
  15. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    Sorry. Double hit
     
  16. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    I bought a car oh what a piece of junk
    the second time I drove it I heard a loud clunk
    I was not in the mood
    to check under the hood
    but found a body wrapped up in the trunk.
     
  17. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    [reset]

    I bought a car oh what a piece of junk
    the second time I drove it I heard a loud clunk
     
  18. Ursa

    Ursa Well-Known Member

    I bought a car--oh, what a piece of junk
    the second time I drove it I heard a loud clunk
    As the muffler fell off
     
  19. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    I bought a car--oh, what a piece of junk
    the second time I drove it I heard a loud clunk
    As the muffler fell off
    And let out a cough
     
  20. 9nein9

    9nein9 Guest

    I bought a car--oh, what a piece of junk
    the second time I drove it I heard a loud clunk
    As the muffler fell off
    And let out a cough
    My hopes and dreams were sunk
     

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