Let's Write Some Limericks

Discussion in 'The Chatterbox' started by wristwatchb, Nov 23, 2017.

  1. 9nein9

    9nein9 Guest

    There once was a wise man from Spain
     
  2. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    There once was a wise man from Spain
    who invented a folding crane
     
  3. 9nein9

    9nein9 Guest

    There once was a wise man from Spain
    who invented a folding crane
    The idea came from a dream
     
  4. BigMike

    BigMike Well-Known Member

    There once was a wise man from Spain
    who invented a folding crane
    The idea from a dream
    Of a Gaudi figurine
     
  5. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    There once was a wise man from Spain
    who invented a folding crane
    The idea from a dream
    Of a Gaudi figurine
    Of a crane in the rain on the plain.
     
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  6. 9nein9

    9nein9 Guest

    Steve Sharp was the son of a sawyer
     
  7. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Steve Sharp was the son of a sawyer
    He grew up to be a good lawyer
     
  8. 9nein9

    9nein9 Guest

    Steve Sharp was the son of a sawyer
    He grew up to be a good lawyer
    He once defended the mob
     
  9. Ursa

    Ursa Well-Known Member

    Steve Sharp was the son of a sawyer
    He grew up to be a good lawyer
    He once defended the mob
    And did a bang-up job
     
  10. 9nein9

    9nein9 Guest

    Steve Sharp was the son of a sawyer
    He grew up to be a good lawyer
    He once defended the mob
    And did a bang-up job
    Now the mob is Steve Sharps sole employer
     
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  11. 9nein9

    9nein9 Guest

    A bricklayer by the name of Clemente
     
  12. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    A bricklayer by the name of Clemente
    mixed buckets of mortar aplenty
     
    Last edited: Feb 13, 2021
  13. Ursa

    Ursa Well-Known Member

    A bricklayer by the name of Clemente
    mixed buckets of mortar aplenty
    With a trowel, he's a whiz
     
  14. 9nein9

    9nein9 Guest

    A bricklayer by the name of Clemente
    mixed buckets of mortar aplenty
    With a trowel, he's a whiz
    He's the best at the biz
     
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  15. Ursa

    Ursa Well-Known Member

    A bricklayer by the name of Clemente
    mixed buckets of mortar aplenty
    With a trowel, he's a whiz
    He's the best at the biz
    His fine work was worth ev'ry penny
     
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  16. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    My grandma had old age dementia
     
  17. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    I forgot the next line
     
  18. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    My grandma had old age dementia
    her thoughts only there in potentia
     
  19. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    Valencia?
    No, that’s in Spain...
     

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